Originally Posted by Rexi:
Yay - evening moonie 
Hello Rexi 
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Alternate weeks Rexi......
Well I can quite honestly say I wouldn't with any of them 
Hot darn ... after muffles has done his inspection an all 
*whispers*
What exactly is it he is looking for Rexi ?? 
They were playing snooker before.....and I did shout out after they had finished.....count your balls.........
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Watcha Mr Moons !
Fancy a game of darts ?
Hello Ferny
Not sure the partons would be very pleased if I did. Last time I played I missed the board 2 out of three times 
You can chalk score then !
Where's me calculator 
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Watcha Mr Moons !
Fancy a game of darts ?
Hello Ferny
Not sure the partons would be very pleased if I did. Last time I played I missed the board 2 out of three times
You can chalk score then !
Where's me calculator
Here you are Moonie, use mine.....
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Watcha Mr Moons !
Fancy a game of darts ?
Hello Ferny
Not sure the partons would be very pleased if I did. Last time I played I missed the board 2 out of three times
You can chalk score then !
Where's me calculator
Here you are Moonie, use mine.....
Thanks Syd. Hope its better than mine 
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
*tut* robbing barsteward. A fiver?? What can I get for ÂĢ2.75?
me
Wouldn't they serve you ?
they did..!
gaffer wasnt there
but i got bored
so sold dvds down the shop
and came here
to the rival pub
i quite like it here
until that tram arrives
We used to have a chap come round our local in Oxford selling cheap goods - had one front tooth missing - long hair - bit Piratey - not you is it
might have been me-i had front tooth missing-not anymore-its fixed now Mmmm oxford-didnt you buy porn off me but never paid..?
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
*tut* robbing barsteward. A fiver?? What can I get for ÂĢ2.75?
me
Wouldn't they serve you ?
they did..!
gaffer wasnt there
but i got bored
so sold dvds down the shop
and came here
to the rival pub
i quite like it here
until that tram arrives
We used to have a chap come round our local in Oxford selling cheap goods - had one front tooth missing - long hair - bit Piratey - not you is it
might have been me-i had front tooth missing-not anymore-its fixed now Mmmm oxford-didnt you buy porn off me but never paid..?
I always pay for my porn !
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
*tut* robbing barsteward. A fiver?? What can I get for ÂĢ2.75?
me
Wouldn't they serve you ?
they did..!
gaffer wasnt there
but i got bored
so sold dvds down the shop
and came here
to the rival pub
i quite like it here
until that tram arrives
We used to have a chap come round our local in Oxford selling cheap goods - had one front tooth missing - long hair - bit Piratey - not you is it
might have been me-i had front tooth missing-not anymore-its fixed now Mmmm oxford-didnt you buy porn off me but never paid..?
I always pay for my porn !
Originally Posted by moonie:
ïŧŋ
I know, the type of peeps Moonie, spend their money on anything.....**tut, tut** **wink**
fibber
When's Happy Hour?
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by moonie:
ïŧŋ
I know, the type of peeps Moonie, spend their money on anything.....**tut, tut** **wink**
What I meant to say was - I always pay for my goods ! 
I don't even know what porn looks like 
Lalalalala
Happy Hour.....
Orders Please Hoochie......
just been handed a spliff lol
i dont smoke that shit
party in my house and i didnt even know
im in my own pc room, minding my business wiv me dogs, wine, lager, and now a spliff
im in the basement
cheeky bastards have found me
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
just been handed a spliff lol
i dont smoke that shit
party in my house and i didnt even know
im in my own pc room, minding my business wiv me dogs, wine, lager, and now a spliff
Put your hands up and face the wall!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
just been handed a spliff lol
i dont smoke that shit
party in my house and i didnt even know
im in my own pc room, minding my business wiv me dogs, wine, lager, and now a spliff
Put your hands up and face the wall!!!!!!!!
What these poor dogs have to live with....*tut tut*......
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
just been handed a spliff lol
i dont smoke that shit
party in my house and i didnt even know
im in my own pc room, minding my business wiv me dogs, wine, lager, and now a spliff
Put your hands up and face the wall!!!!!!!!
heehee..! ive be arrested many a time but uk cops never look like that..lol
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
just been handed a spliff lol
i dont smoke that shit
party in my house and i didnt even know
im in my own pc room, minding my business wiv me dogs, wine, lager, and now a spliff
Put your hands up and face the wall!!!!!!!!
heehee..! ive be arrested many a time but uk cops never look like that..lol
They do in my town.....we..... IZ ARD.........Innit!
I'd like to apply for the job of managing the tv remote please
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Summer~:
I'd like to apply for the job of managing the tv remote please
Thank gawd for that Sweet, get past On...Off....Up...Down.....Volume......and I'm lost.....have been known to press Mute tho......You are Hired !!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Summer~:
I'd like to apply for the job of managing the tv remote please
Thank gawd for that Sweet, get past On...Off....Up...Down.....Volume......and I'm lost.....have been known to press Mute tho......You are Hired !!!!!!!!!
NO SPORT though! 
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Summer~:
I'd like to apply for the job of managing the tv remote please
Thank gawd for that Sweet, get past On...Off....Up...Down.....Volume......and I'm lost.....have been known to press Mute tho......You are Hired !!!!!!!!!
NO SPORT though!
Yayyyyy.......she is hired at double pay..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Might want to watch the Gymnastics and Ice Skating tho)
No Slimfern, on thinking about it, I agree,.......Sweet......You are "FIRED".......
Staggers in legless and throws obscenities at the first person he sees knowing full well it's the Vicar.
Pint of Spitfire and a Bells please.
CAN I GET SERVED?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
any jobs going behind the bar?
Cheers.......
How is your little one now? Is he better?