I'd like a fruity cocktail with crushed ice. I'd like not to pay for that, can we work something out?
To be kept clean at all times.....
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
I'd like a fruity cocktail with crushed ice. I'd like not to pay for that, can we work something out?
****Rolls eyes****, this is'nt the local doss house you know.......ÂĢ5.....extra for ice and a slice....
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
I'd like a fruity cocktail with crushed ice. I'd like not to pay for that, can we work something out?
****Rolls eyes****, this is'nt the local doss house you know.......ÂĢ5.....extra for ice and a slice....
I go away for a few days and Syd opens a pub 
You couldn't make it up 
*settles down in my seat*
*tut* robbing barsteward. A fiver?? What can I get for ÂĢ2.75?
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
I'd like a fruity cocktail with crushed ice. I'd like not to pay for that, can we work something out?
****Rolls eyes****, this is'nt the local doss house you know.......ÂĢ5.....extra for ice and a slice....
I hope there is a price reduction for pensioners!!
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
*tut* robbing barsteward. A fiver?? What can I get for ÂĢ2.75?
A squirt from me soda syphon over a dash of squash with a few pieces of fruit from Del Monte......oh and an umbrella......
Originally Posted by slimfern:
*admires Rexipoos tan*
Yoo bin on yer hols love ?
OMG - what a lovely place you live in 
Buy me a drink and I'll tell you about my second-favourite restaurant in the whole wide world, which is in Torquay
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
*tut* robbing barsteward. A fiver?? What can I get for ÂĢ2.75?
There's a condom machine in the gents 
It has a lock on it.......key behind counter, at a cost!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Rexi:
*settles down in my seat*
You starting the quiz Rexicles or have you just come in for a mooch? 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
I go away for a few days and Syd opens a pub
You couldn't make it up
*settles down in my seat*
Hi Rexi.......I am charging by the cheek for the seats.....cost a lot to refurbish you know.....**Wink**
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
*admires Rexipoos tan*
Yoo bin on yer hols love ?
OMG - what a lovely place you live in
Buy me a drink and I'll tell you about my second-favourite restaurant in the whole wide world, which is in Torquay
*secures a round* 
Am all ears *listens*
Originally Posted by ãmufã:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
*settles down in my seat*
You starting the quiz Rexicles or have you just come in for a mooch?
Am mooching muffles
Originally Posted by Syd:
Hi Rexi.......I am charging by the cheek for the seats.....cost a lot to refurbish you know.....**Wink**
I can be quite cheeky
Chilled beers......
Originally Posted by slimfern:
*secures a round*
Am all ears *listens*
*slurp*
Man Fridays restautant ... omg - I had the biggest sea bass ever and it was utterly delish, the service was brilliant - I want to be there now
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'll do the crossword in the corner with me Guinness and pretend I'm daft.
heehee not much 'pretending' there then lol
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
*tut* robbing barsteward. A fiver?? What can I get for ÂĢ2.75?
me
Wine cellar......Locked...key behind bar.....
Ohhhh Syd, I am going to like it here
Is there any, ermmmmm, entertainment??
Muf. Dancing. Perhaps?
And I have counted the Balls.......anybody losing their balls is barred!!!!!
Alternate weeks Rexi......
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
*secures a round*
Am all ears *listens*
*slurp*
Man Fridays restautant ... omg - I had the biggest sea bass ever and it was utterly delish, the service was brilliant - I want to be there now
There are some good places down on the waterfront
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Ohhhh Syd, I am going to like it here
Is there any, ermmmmm, entertainment??
milf. Dancing. Perhaps?
oh i hope so
Originally Posted by Syd:
Alternate weeks Rexi......
Muf looks soooo hot in green
Yay - evening moonie 
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Alternate weeks Rexi......
Well I can quite honestly say I wouldn't with any of them
Hot darn ... after muffles has done his inspection an all
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
*tut* robbing barsteward. A fiver?? What can I get for ÂĢ2.75?
me
Wouldn't they serve you ?
they did..!
gaffer wasnt there
but i got bored
so sold dvds down the shop
and came here
to the rival pub
i quite like it here
until that tram arrives
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
can i be the stripper
i appear starkers then put all my clothes back on
always goes down well that does
How quick do you do it tho Pirate?........**Wink**
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Well I can quite honestly say I wouldn't with any of them
**Tut**.......Remember the lock in the loo?........you are just supposed to look......and.....snigger....**wink**
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
*tut* robbing barsteward. A fiver?? What can I get for ÂĢ2.75?
me
Wouldn't they serve you ?
they did..!
gaffer wasnt there
but i got bored
so sold dvds down the shop
and came here
to the rival pub
i quite like it here
until that tram arrives
We used to have a chap come round our local in Oxford selling cheap goods - had one front tooth missing - long hair - bit Piratey - not you is it 
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
can i be the stripper
i appear starkers then put all my clothes back on
always goes down well that does
How quick do you do it tho Pirate?........**Wink**
ive already done it..!
serves yourself right for blinking
ps
sorry about when i swung round quick and blacked your eye