*grabs stool*

Wanna job Slim?......

I was just gerrin in first afore Pirate 

What kind of job - do I get a uniform 

Needed.....to keep their eyes open for Pirates......

Don't want a job ,but Vodka/coke with ice please.

I'm not wearing my hair like that 

Can we play with any pirates that we find 

the cheek..!

competition..youve all seen what happens in corrie when competition sets up opposite the rovers..?

*runs off to find a tram*

You could have this look Slim.......

With a cherry on the top......

 She is scary!

*goes to practice at being butch* 

or this

can i be the stripper

i appear starkers then put all my clothes back on

always goes down well that does

May not deter the Pirates tho......

Here wear this.......

Don't do a Bradley will ya 

well off to pub

slightly piiiissed lol

have a great evening

sounds like a plan 

ps if i cant get served

save me a seat next to anyone available with a pulse

pps

i used to do an impression of eric morcombe

but im WAHAY over doing it anymore

crap joke

byee

Have a good night Pirate......don't come back in here causing trouble.......the door is covered by Slim.....whatever she is wearing.......xx

Play nicely Pirate ! Tra!

Syd ! I don't want to be in security - I might get hurt 

Kin I be a glass collector 

Ok then, as long as you don't drop em........

Yeah. Sorry about that...*Slaps dogs nose*.. Nawty DAWG!!!

*Gets pooper scooper out*

...Issues Pooper Scoopers to customers at door. due to uncaring dog owners........ 

Who have you been talking to 

I'll do the crossword in the corner with me Guinness and pretend I'm daft.

 that's no way to talk to your date !!

Kin I occasionally come over & have a game of Dominioes with you ?

 Yeah.....we'll hammer them down Carribean stylee 

No one.............just can't stand broken glass on the floor, interupts the comfort of flip flops...

I was the cleaner at number 10 during the election if that's any use?

Dame can vouch for that.

 I would like to apply for ageing bar fly, if that's OK.... My qualifications are that I can happily regale all and sundry with stories about the olden days, for hours and hours....

You can sit next to me Baz  

 You're on Velvet We can sit and mutter under our breath about how lousy the bar food is, and young people today

i'll prop up bar later just of to vodka revolution with sis for an hour,

Yeah....we won't hit the wall either  

Have a nice time JAF