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Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:

Why is he teaching a dance tutor's daughter how to dance?

I missed something didn't I..?

 

He's not. It's a classic "bloke" move. Gives you the opportunity to get close to a woman. 

What can I say?  It's been so long.....

I should join the Apprentice dating website

Cosmopolitan
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by erinp:

Twins are starving

They should, maybe, possibly use some of their reserves. Only saying, would be good for them. 

I say this as someone who needs to lose weight myself: I'm really hoping that Wolfy and the twins buck the BB trend and leave the house lighter than when they entered...

I'm not massively overweight, but could do with shedding a stone or so, been working on it for a couple of months now. Sooooo craving chocolate!

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:

Why is he teaching a dance tutor's daughter how to dance?

I missed something didn't I..?

 

He's not. It's a classic "bloke" move. Gives you the opportunity to get close to a woman. 

What can I say?  It's been so long.....

I should join the Apprentice dating website

hahahaha.... I would, but I'd end up with Herbert...

Kaffs
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:

Why is he teaching a dance tutor's daughter how to dance?

I missed something didn't I..?

 

He's not. It's a classic "bloke" move. Gives you the opportunity to get close to a woman. 

What can I say?  It's been so long.....

I should join the Apprentice dating website

  Which one though?

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:

Why is he teaching a dance tutor's daughter how to dance?

I missed something didn't I..?

 

He's not. It's a classic "bloke" move. Gives you the opportunity to get close to a woman. 

What can I say?  It's been so long.....

I should join the Apprentice dating website

  Which one though?

 

Obviously not Herbert cos Kaff's got 1st dibs on him.

I'd get the blue rinser with the dance ability of Paul Daniels.

Cosmopolitan
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:

Why is he teaching a dance tutor's daughter how to dance?

I missed something didn't I..?

 

He's not. It's a classic "bloke" move. Gives you the opportunity to get close to a woman. 

What can I say?  It's been so long.....

I should join the Apprentice dating website

  Which one though?

 

Obviously not Herbert cos Kaff's got 1st dibs on him.

I'd get the blue rinser with the dance ability of Paul Daniels.

 

I'm sure that after your date you would exclaim "It's Magic" !!

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities

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