Have tried very hard to avoid the obvious ("Who IS she?" "You'd better know yourself") stuff that has been posted a million times. These are a few of my favourite things, as Julie Andrews sang: Derek (pointing, apparently, at nothing at all): "Ooh look, there's a funny monkey. Can you see it?" Derek: "There's beauty in your eyes, Science." Derek: (on being asked about his masturbation habits): "Lord no. I deplore manual labour, it's ghastly." Nadia: "I'm fuming! I'm fumigating!" Kemal: (re. Saskia): "It's time to separate the wheat from the...chav..." Dan: "I saw myself on the big screen and thought, 'God, I look awful!' Then I realized it was Davina McCall." Dan (to Nadia): "Where did you get that? Bon Marche?" Nadia: "What are you talking about darling, I wear LeCroix." Dan: "You mean Le Creuset..." Emma: "When you delete a number from your phone, where does it go?" Science: "In medieval times I would have been called Sir Hump-a-lot." Science, re. Anthony: "I can actually hear the wind blow through his hollow head." Jon: "I just finished King Lear. They're all dead." Craig BB6: "I've got nothing left to give the public." Craig: "I hate sausages, they're such bitches." Craig, to Anthony: "How dare you say I want to win just because I want to win?" Craig: "I aren't the type to bitch behind peoples' backs like Sam does." Gerry: "I believe in an eye for a tooth..." Carole: "I am as sharp as a button..." Carole: "Don't eat with your mouths full..." Jayne (hurling herself from a bench into Glyn's arms): "Catch me!" [instant flattening of Glyn] Shanessa: "Ooh, I would love to be Jewish. They wear such lovely clothes." BB6 Lesley: "When guys don't think I'm gorgeous I know they must be gay. " |
( taken from DS) |
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