BB Bex admits to wine bottle masturbation

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LeccyMember

Classy bird.

8/6/097:21 AM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

I'm not going to even look at that!

8/6/097:21 AM

jdcokeMember

I was just with my friends and I put a wine bottle up myself. Yeah, that's true.

my fave bit ! classy lady

8/6/097:22 AM

DemantoidMember

She wants to be a club rep. Yep, I can see her now...

8/6/097:22 AM

Former Member

That desperate for attention now is she?

8/6/097:23 AM

charlisockMember

I wish she could get her own ideas

8/6/097:23 AM

SuzyMember

That doesn't say much for Luke.

8/6/097:24 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Charli:
I wish she could get her own ideas

Her own ideas would probably involve the entire crate..

8/6/097:24 AM

SpiderMonkeyMember

She has no dignity.

8/6/097:26 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

And we're supposed to be impressed? *wonders which end of the bottle*

8/6/097:26 AM

frenchbreadMember

Trash!

8/6/097:27 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
quote:
Originally posted by Charli:
I wish she could get her own ideas

Her own ideas would probably involve the entire crate..

A 3 litre box would probably ~~fit~~ suit her better!

8/6/097:27 AM

tuppsMember

couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else..

8/6/097:28 AM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

Poor wine bottle.

8/6/097:28 AM

charmerMember

why..?
why would you want to admit to that..?

i wonder if it was a cheeky bordeux

8/6/097:29 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else..

OUCH!!

8/6/097:29 AM

frenchbreadMember

quote:
Senora Reyes
Posted 06 August 2009 03:28 PM

Poor wine bottle.

8/6/097:29 AM

langsterMember

What she forgets to mention is that it has never been seen since and didn't even touch the sides. I fear Luke may eventually face the same fate.

8/6/097:30 AM

jdcokeMember

quote:
Originally posted by langster:
What she forgets to mention is that it has never been seen since and didn't even touch the sides. I fear Luke may eventually face the same fate.

and I also heard it wasn't neck end in first

8/6/097:31 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
quote:
Originally posted by Charli:
I wish she could get her own ideas

Her own ideas would probably involve the entire crate..

A 3 litre box would probably ~~fit~~ suit her better!

8/6/097:31 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Apparently there was a misprint on a whole batch of (C)hardonnay labels.

8/6/097:32 AM

mary_beeMember

quote:
I think I drank it afterwards. I poured some for other people as well!"

MMMMM!!

8/6/097:33 AM

EssieMember

I’m surprised it was a wine bottle, I would have thought Jeyes Sanilav more appropriate.

8/6/097:34 AM

langsterMember

quote:
Originally posted by mary_bee:
quote:
I think I drank it afterwards. I poured some for other people as well!"

MMMMM!!

Oh that's bollocks for a start. I seriously doubt it poured, Glooped maybe, but certainly not poured.

8/6/097:35 AM

Soozy WooMember

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
why..?
why would you want to admit to that..?

i wonder if it was a cheeky bordeux

because now with a new bunch of HM's her and Lukey will be getting less work and fading from the limelight.

Any story that gets attention is like pond signs for her. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

skanky old tart.

8/6/097:35 AM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else..

Wouldn't a corkscrew do a lot of damage?!

8/6/097:37 AM

DanceSetteeMember

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:

i wonder if it was a cheeky bordeux

My money's on a gobby Lambrini

8/6/097:38 AM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by Soozy woo:
quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
why..?
why would you want to admit to that..?

i wonder if it was a cheeky bordeux

because now with a new bunch of HM's her and Lukey will be getting less work and fading from the limelight.

Any story that gets attention is like pond signs for her. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww skanky old tart.

'skanky old tart'

8/6/097:39 AM

charlisockMember

I haven't read the article in full due to the fact that I'm hard-boiling eggs

8/6/097:40 AM

SazBombMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
Classy bird.

She always was

8/6/097:43 AM

SazBombMember

quote:
Originally posted by mary_bee:
quote:
I think I drank it afterwards. I poured some for other people as well!"

MMMMM!!

I just got to that bit

8/6/097:46 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Apparently there was a misprint on a whole batch of (C)hardonnay labels.

Sure it wasn't Penis Grigio or (M)harlot?

8/6/097:46 AM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by Charli:
I haven't read the article in full due to the fact that I'm hard-boiling eggs

not..love eggs?

8/6/097:46 AM

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy ThingMember VIP10 yearsModerator

quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else..

Wouldn't a corkscrew do a lot of damage?!

Haha!
I think tupps was meaning opening the bottle with a corkscrewinstead of her vagina.

8/6/097:49 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

You gotta hope there was the vacuum effect when she removed it... on the down side.. chewy wine... on the upside.. no pitter patter of tiny Luke/Bex offspring!

8/6/097:49 AM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else..

Wouldn't a corkscrew do a lot of damage?!
Haha!
I think tupps was meaning opening the bottle with a corkscrewinstead of her vagina.

8/6/097:53 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Apparently there was a misprint on a whole batch of (C)hardonnay labels.

Sure it wasn't Penis Grigio or (M)harlot?

Could be!
Was it a screw top?

8/6/097:53 AM

disley21Member

On the right you have a standard bottle, on the left is the one Bex used...

8/6/097:53 AM

SunnieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else..

Wouldn't a corkscrew do a lot of damage?!
Haha!
I think tupps was meaning opening the bottle with a corkscrewinstead of her vagina.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

8/6/097:54 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Apparently there was a misprint on a whole batch of (C)hardonnay labels.

Sure it wasn't Penis Grigio or (M)harlot?

Could be!
Was it a screw top?

8/6/097:55 AM

charlisockMember

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
quote:
Originally posted by Charli:
I haven't read the article in full due to the fact that I'm hard-boiling eggs

not..love eggs?

Normal eggs

ROFL Disley!!!!!!!!!!!

8/6/097:58 AM

CerberusMember

I suppose in a way it's sad that this woman has so little self respect and dignity.

Skanky tart though.

8/6/097:59 AM

EssieMember

quote:
Originally posted by disley21:

On the right you have a standard bottle, on the left is the one Bex used...

Is it a Methusaleh, Salmanazar, Balthazar or Nebuchadnezzar?

8/6/098:00 AM

DarthhoobMember

quote:
"I can't really remember [if it was good]. I was really drunk... I think I drank it afterwards. I poured some for other people as well!"

8/6/098:09 AM

rusticanaMember

quote:
I haven't read the article in full due to the fact that I'm hard-boiling eggs

I don't know how you do that - my wife wanted two soft boiled eggs - had then in the pan for 3 hours - still hard as iron. what kind of eggs do you use????

8/6/098:13 AM

charlisockMember

I use eggs which (I very much well presume) come from farms.

Here are Delia's tips on boiling eggs

8/6/098:15 AM

~Lee~Member

Lovely.

8/6/098:19 AM

TrollopMember

quote:
Originally posted by ~LEE~:
Lovely.

Its all the rage in Yoville

8/6/098:20 AM

rusticanaMember

quote:
I use eggs which (I very much well presume) come from farms.

Here are Delia's tips on boiling eggs

Oh I was using eggs from HENS

8/6/098:20 AM

charlisockMember

Well the hens lay those eggs on farms

8/6/098:22 AM

TrollopMember

If I had Luke as a bf, I think a wine bottle would look quite attractive

8/6/098:22 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Trollop:
If I had Luke as a bf, I think a wine bottle would look quite attractive

Would certainly have more body for sure!

8/6/098:24 AM

rusticanaMember

quote:
Well the hens lay those eggs on farms

Well it said on the box that they were battery hens - does that means they come from wind farms?

8/6/098:25 AM

langsterMember

She probably just uses Luke as a dildo. She whacks some hair gel on him and off she goes. And if she fancies some vibrator action she sticks his finger in the plug socket first.

8/6/098:26 AM

charlisockMember

*has no idea what Rusticana's on about so slips out of the thread*

8/6/098:27 AM

TrollopMember

quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
quote:
Originally posted by Trollop:
If I had Luke as a bf, I think a wine bottle would look quite attractive

Would certainly have more body for sure!

And more girth

8/6/098:29 AM

rusticanaMember

quote:
*has no idea what Rusticana's on about so slips out of the thread*

My original post was a 'joke' - soft boiled eggs - in the pan for three hours - still hard..........

8/6/098:29 AM

charlisockMember

8/6/098:32 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by langster:
She probably just uses Luke as a dildo. She whacks some hair gel on him and off she goes. And if she fancies some vibrator action she sticks his finger in the plug socket first.

Luke-as-aid?

8/6/098:43 AM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by langster:
She probably just uses Luke as a dildo. She whacks some hair gel on him and off she goes. And if she fancies some vibrator action she sticks his finger in the plug socket first.

Luke-as-aid?

8/6/098:44 AM

captain marblesMember

quote:
Originally posted by rusticana:
quote:
*has no idea what Rusticana's on about so slips out of the thread*

My original post was a 'joke' - soft boiled eggs - in the pan for three hours - still hard..........

I got it.

Women take cooking very seriously. You can only joke about it if you've got your own cookery show.

8/6/098:45 AM

cheerioMember

Is it any different to ramming a vibrating rubbery thing up there ?

8/6/098:48 AM

charlisockMember

quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:
Women take cooking very seriously.

8/6/098:49 AM

DarthhoobMember

quote:
Originally posted by cheerio:
Is it any different to ramming a vibrating rubbery thing up there ?

well yes

you dont often drink the contents of a vibrator and share it with ya friends afterwards

or decide to tell the media

8/6/098:55 AM

bigbawsMember

Anything would be a better hump than Puke

8/6/099:00 AM

cheerioMember

quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
quote:
Originally posted by cheerio:
Is it any different to ramming a vibrating rubbery thing up there ?

well yes

you dont often drink the contents of a vibrator and share it with ya friends afterwards

or decide to tell the media

it makes me laugh when people pick and chose what to believe in todays media world.

8/6/099:02 AM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
quote:
Originally posted by cheerio:
Is it any different to ramming a vibrating rubbery thing up there ?

well yes

you dont often drink the contents of a vibrator and share it with ya friends afterwards

or decide to tell the media

8/6/099:15 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by cheerio:

it makes me laugh when people pick and chose what to believe in todays media world.

Does it help that she told everyone on BBBM, a few weeks back?

8/6/099:18 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Ewww thats gross that girl has no class

, did it have a cork or not?

8/6/099:19 AM

charlisockMember

Whoooops didn't know it was old news

8/6/099:22 AM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

Mucky Mare.

8/6/099:23 AM

cheerioMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by cheerio:

it makes me laugh when people pick and chose what to believe in todays media world.

Does it help that she told everyone on BBBM, a few weeks back?

soz.. I don't deal wiv facts.

8/6/099:24 AM

BBTENNERMember

quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
That desperate for attention now is she?

Desperate for something ....

8/6/099:35 AM

captain marblesMember

This is exactly the sort of thing that can happen if you have a bring a bottle party and forget to supply a corkscrew. Well done to Bex for her creative solution to the problem.

8/6/099:37 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:
This is exactly the sort of thing that can happen if you have a bring a bottle party and forget to supply a corkscrew. Well done to Bex for her creative solution to the problem.

Are you inferring (sp) she removed the cork through sheer muscle power?

8/6/099:39 AM

captain marblesMember

quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:
This is exactly the sort of thing that can happen if you have a bring a bottle party and forget to supply a corkscrew. Well done to Bex for her creative solution to the problem.

Are you inferring (sp) she removed the cork through sheer muscle power?

We can be pretty sure it wasn't sheer brain power.

8/6/099:40 AM

charlisockMember

quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:
quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:
This is exactly the sort of thing that can happen if you have a bring a bottle party and forget to supply a corkscrew. Well done to Bex for her creative solution to the problem.

Are you inferring (sp) she removed the cork through sheer muscle power?
We can be pretty sure it wasn't sheer brain power.

8/6/099:42 AM

DarthhoobMember

quote:
Originally posted by cheerio:
quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
quote:
Originally posted by cheerio:
Is it any different to ramming a vibrating rubbery thing up there ?

well yes

you dont often drink the contents of a vibrator and share it with ya friends afterwards

or decide to tell the media

it makes me laugh when people pick and chose what to believe in todays media world.

well, she admitted it on tv. and as much as they can bend what people say they cannot totally make it up (apparently)

8/6/099:42 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:
We can be pretty sure it wasn't sheer brain power.

Oh Lord the imagery

She could have a lucrative career with pelvic floor muscles like that

And as I don't watch 'those' sort of films I would be forever spared from seeing or hearing her again.
Let's get her signed up somewhere

8/6/099:59 AM

mel 2Member

8/6/0910:03 AM

Former Member

I guess that's one way to remind people who you are

8/6/0910:05 AM

lightfootMember

quote:
Originally posted by Pengy:
I guess that's one way to remind people who you are

What a way though.

.I'm glad I'm not her Mum..

8/6/0910:07 AM

RoxiMember

Classy

8/6/0910:22 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

8/6/0910:35 AM

charlisockMember

Noooooooo Webecca noooooooooooooooooooooo!

8/6/0910:36 AM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

Hmmn...not exactly the kind of wine bucket I would use.

8/6/0910:36 AM

captain marblesMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

"Ooh Webecca! I've been shitted."

8/6/0910:38 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Did Luke keep the bottle though?, thats the question

8/6/0910:39 AM

lightfootMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

Believe it or not..some(people)pay for that..WHY????? Wasn't there a girl on one BB who SH** on glass topped tables?

8/6/0910:40 AM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

Believe it or not..some(people)pay for that..WHY????? Wasn't there a girl on one BB who SH** on glass topped tables?

Noddy Holder used to do that for businessmen when he was in a skinhead band in Germany in the late 60's.

8/6/0910:50 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

Believe it or not..some(people)pay for that..WHY????? Wasn't there a girl on one BB who SH** on glass topped tables?

When I was about 18/19 I was doing an office temp job at a plumbing supply company.... the dirty old Sales Director called me in his office and showed me photos of that very act!!!

It took me a good five minutes to work out what I was looking at! And then
I scarpered, rang the agency and told em to find me another job!

8/6/0910:53 AM

LiverpoollassMember

She is one classy bint

8/6/0910:54 AM

lightfootMember

quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

Believe it or not..some(people)pay for that..WHY????? Wasn't there a girl on one BB who SH** on glass topped tables?

Noddy Holder used to do that for businessmen when he was in a skinhead band in Germany in the late 60's.

I'm shocked

8/6/0910:56 AM

lightfootMember

quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

Believe it or not..some(people)pay for that..WHY????? Wasn't there a girl on one BB who SH** on glass topped tables?

When I was about 18/19 I was doing an office temp job at a plumbing supply company.... the dirty old Sales Director called me in his office and showed me photos of that very act!!!

It took me a good five minutes to work out what I was looking at! And then
I scarpered, rang the agency and told em to find me another job!

No wonder he was in the plumbing trade..

8/6/0910:58 AM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

Believe it or not..some(people)pay for that..WHY????? Wasn't there a girl on one BB who SH** on glass topped tables?

When I was about 18/19 I was doing an office temp job at a plumbing supply company.... the dirty old Sales Director called me in his office and showed me photos of that very act!!!

It took me a good five minutes to work out what I was looking at! And then
I scarpered, rang the agency and told em to find me another job!

8/6/0911:02 AM

Garage JoeMember

Has anyone said which end of the wine bottle?

(Can't be bothered to read through)

8/6/0911:17 AM

LGSMember

wonder if the bottle went in recycle bin

8/6/0911:21 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Has anyone said which end of the wine bottle?

(Can't be bothered to read through)

Sideways, apparently!

8/6/0911:26 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

Believe it or not..some(people)pay for that..WHY????? Wasn't there a girl on one BB who SH** on glass topped tables?

Wasn't Belinda into Scat?

8/6/0911:30 AM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

Believe it or not..some(people)pay for that..WHY????? Wasn't there a girl on one BB who SH** on glass topped tables?

Noddy Holder used to do that for businessmen when he was in a skinhead band in Germany in the late 60's.

I'm shocked

i read that about noddy holder

8/6/0911:31 AM

LeccyMember

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
i read that about noddy holder

So did I! (and something even worse about Aunt Sally!

)

8/6/0911:33 AM

CroctacusMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
i read that about noddy holder

So did I! (and something even worse about Aunt Sally! )

Oi!!

Did she think to put a letter in it?

8/6/0911:34 AM

LeccyMember

I dunno if it was a book, a film or a play though.

8/6/0911:37 AM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

Believe it or not..some(people)pay for that..WHY????? Wasn't there a girl on one BB who SH** on glass topped tables?

Wasn't Belinda into Scat?

well she was a shit singer..

8/6/0911:41 AM

Garage JoeMember

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

Believe it or not..some(people)pay for that..WHY????? Wasn't there a girl on one BB who SH** on glass topped tables?

Wasn't Belinda into Scat?

well she was a shit singer..

Did you know that the last time I used the word Scat in our previous home it was removed even though it was word play on a BeBop Sat nav.

8/6/0911:52 AM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:

Wasn't Belinda into Scat?

well she was a shit singer..

8/6/0911:54 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Did you know that the last time I used the word Scat in our previous home it was removed even though it was word play on a BeBop Sat nav.

Ah, the good old days!

8/6/0911:54 AM

captain marblesMember

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
Next year, she'll be taking photos of her poo emerging!

Believe it or not..some(people)pay for that..WHY????? Wasn't there a girl on one BB who SH** on glass topped tables?

Wasn't Belinda into Scat?

well she was a shit singer..

Poo poo be doo doo.

8/6/0911:55 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:

Poo poo be doo doo.

Splatter dee splat splat, splatter dee doo!

8/6/0911:59 AM

Garage JoeMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:

Poo poo be doo doo.

Splatter dee splat splat, splatter dee doo!

I think that they may have discovered your level Lilibet.

8/6/0912:01 PM

MoonbeamsMember

Didn't her dweep of a fake boyfriend say she did it on BBBM birthday celebrations?
I haven't read the thread or the link before you all jump.

8/6/0912:03 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:

I think that they may have discovered your level Lilibet.

Who?

Anyway, I can see my house from up here!

8/6/0912:25 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

8/6/0912:30 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by rosgirl:
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I know I know!

And CHARLI posted it!

8/6/0912:31 PM

charlisockMember

8/6/0912:58 PM

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