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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Blizzie:
Apparently there was a misprint on a whole batch of (C)hardonnay labels.

Sure it wasn't Penis Grigio or (M)harlot?

Could be!
Was it a screw top?

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Originally posted by charmer:

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Originally posted by Charli:
I haven't read the article in full due to the fact that I'm hard-boiling eggs

not..love eggs?

Normal eggs

ROFL Disley!!!!!!!!!!!

I suppose in a way it's sad that this woman has so little self respect and dignity.
Skanky tart though.

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Originally posted by disley21:


On the right you have a standard bottle, on the left is the one Bex used...

Is it a Methusaleh, Salmanazar, Balthazar or Nebuchadnezzar?

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"I can't really remember [if it was good]. I was really drunk... I think I drank it afterwards. I poured some for other people as well!"

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I haven't read the article in full due to the fact that I'm hard-boiling eggs

I don't know how you do that - my wife wanted two soft boiled eggs - had then in the pan for 3 hours - still hard as iron. what kind of eggs do you use????

I use eggs which (I very much well presume) come from farms.

Here are Delia's tips on boiling eggs

Lovely.

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:
Lovely.

Its all the rage in Yoville

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I use eggs which (I very much well presume) come from farms.

Here are Delia's tips on boiling eggs

Oh I was using eggs from HENS

Well the hens lay those eggs on farms

If I had Luke as a bf, I think a wine bottle would look quite attractive

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Originally posted by Trollop:
If I had Luke as a bf, I think a wine bottle would look quite attractive

Would certainly have more body for sure!

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Well the hens lay those eggs on farms

Well it said on the box that they were battery hens - does that means they come from wind farms?

She probably just uses Luke as a dildo. She whacks some hair gel on him and off she goes. And if she fancies some vibrator action she sticks his finger in the plug socket first.

*has no idea what Rusticana's on about so slips out of the thread*

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:

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Originally posted by Trollop:
If I had Luke as a bf, I think a wine bottle would look quite attractive

Would certainly have more body for sure!

And more girth

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*has no idea what Rusticana's on about so slips out of the thread*

My original post was a 'joke' - soft boiled eggs - in the pan for three hours - still hard..........

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Originally posted by langster:
She probably just uses Luke as a dildo. She whacks some hair gel on him and off she goes. And if she fancies some vibrator action she sticks his finger in the plug socket first.

Luke-as-aid?

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by langster:
She probably just uses Luke as a dildo. She whacks some hair gel on him and off she goes. And if she fancies some vibrator action she sticks his finger in the plug socket first.

Luke-as-aid?

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Originally posted by rusticana:

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*has no idea what Rusticana's on about so slips out of the thread*

My original post was a 'joke' - soft boiled eggs - in the pan for three hours - still hard..........

I got it. Women take cooking very seriously. You can only joke about it if you've got your own cookery show.

Is it any different to ramming a vibrating rubbery thing up there ?

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
Women take cooking very seriously.

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Originally posted by cheerio:
Is it any different to ramming a vibrating rubbery thing up there ?

well yes

you dont often drink the contents of a vibrator and share it with ya friends afterwards

or decide to tell the media

Anything would be a better hump than Puke

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

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Originally posted by cheerio:
Is it any different to ramming a vibrating rubbery thing up there ?

well yes

you dont often drink the contents of a vibrator and share it with ya friends afterwards

or decide to tell the media

it makes me laugh when people pick and chose what to believe in todays media world.

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

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Originally posted by cheerio:
Is it any different to ramming a vibrating rubbery thing up there ?

well yes

you dont often drink the contents of a vibrator and share it with ya friends afterwards

or decide to tell the media

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Originally posted by cheerio:

it makes me laugh when people pick and chose what to believe in todays media world.

Does it help that she told everyone on BBBM, a few weeks back?

Ewww thats gross that girl has no class , did it have a cork or not? .

Whoooops didn't know it was old news

Mucky Mare.

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Originally posted by Blizzie:

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Originally posted by cheerio:

it makes me laugh when people pick and chose what to believe in todays media world.

Does it help that she told everyone on BBBM, a few weeks back?

soz.. I don't deal wiv facts.

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
That desperate for attention now is she?

Desperate for something ....

This is exactly the sort of thing that can happen if you have a bring a bottle party and forget to supply a corkscrew. Well done to Bex for her creative solution to the problem.

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
This is exactly the sort of thing that can happen if you have a bring a bottle party and forget to supply a corkscrew. Well done to Bex for her creative solution to the problem.

Are you inferring (sp) she removed the cork through sheer muscle power?

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
This is exactly the sort of thing that can happen if you have a bring a bottle party and forget to supply a corkscrew. Well done to Bex for her creative solution to the problem.

Are you inferring (sp) she removed the cork through sheer muscle power?

We can be pretty sure it wasn't sheer brain power.

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Originally posted by captain marbles:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
This is exactly the sort of thing that can happen if you have a bring a bottle party and forget to supply a corkscrew. Well done to Bex for her creative solution to the problem.

Are you inferring (sp) she removed the cork through sheer muscle power?

We can be pretty sure it wasn't sheer brain power.

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Originally posted by cheerio:

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

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Originally posted by cheerio:
Is it any different to ramming a vibrating rubbery thing up there ?

well yes

you dont often drink the contents of a vibrator and share it with ya friends afterwards

or decide to tell the media

it makes me laugh when people pick and chose what to believe in todays media world.

well, she admitted it on tv. and as much as they can bend what people say they cannot totally make it up (apparently)

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
We can be pretty sure it wasn't sheer brain power.

Oh Lord the imagery

She could have a lucrative career with pelvic floor muscles like that
And as I don't watch 'those' sort of films I would be forever spared from seeing or hearing her again.
Let's get her signed up somewhere