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Classy bird.
I'm not going to even look at that! 
I was just with my friends and I put a wine bottle up myself. Yeah, that's true.
my fave bit ! classy lady
my fave bit ! classy lady
She wants to be a club rep. Yep, I can see her now... 
That desperate for attention now is she? 
I wish she could get her own ideas
That doesn't say much for Luke.
quote:Originally posted by Charli:
I wish she could get her own ideas
Her own ideas would probably involve the entire crate..
She has no dignity.
And we're supposed to be impressed? *wonders which end of the bottle*
Trash!
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Charli:
I wish she could get her own ideas
Her own ideas would probably involve the entire crate..
A 3 litre box would probably
couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else.. 
Poor wine bottle. 
why..?
why would you want to admit to that..?
i wonder if it was a cheeky bordeux
why would you want to admit to that..?
i wonder if it was a cheeky bordeux
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else..
OUCH!!
quote:Senora Reyes
Posted 06 August 2009 03:28 PM
Poor wine bottle.
What she forgets to mention is that it has never been seen since and didn't even touch the sides. I fear Luke may eventually face the same fate. 
quote:Originally posted by langster:
What she forgets to mention is that it has never been seen since and didn't even touch the sides. I fear Luke may eventually face the same fate.
and I also heard it wasn't neck end in first
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Charli:
I wish she could get her own ideas
Her own ideas would probably involve the entire crate..
A 3 litre box would probablyfitsuit her better!
Apparently there was a misprint on a whole batch of (C)hardonnay labels. 
quote:I think I drank it afterwards. I poured some for other people as well!"
MMMMM!!
Iâm surprised it was a wine bottle, I would have thought Jeyes Sanilav more appropriate.
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:I think I drank it afterwards. I poured some for other people as well!"
MMMMM!!
Oh that's bollocks for a start. I seriously doubt it poured, Glooped maybe, but certainly not poured.
quote:Originally posted by charmer:
why..?
why would you want to admit to that..?
i wonder if it was a cheeky bordeux
because now with a new bunch of HM's her and Lukey will be getting less work and fading from the limelight.
Any story that gets attention is like pond signs for her. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
skanky old tart.
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else..
Wouldn't a corkscrew do a lot of damage?!
quote:Originally posted by charmer:
i wonder if it was a cheeky bordeux
My money's on a gobby Lambrini
quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by charmer:
why..?
why would you want to admit to that..?
i wonder if it was a cheeky bordeux
because now with a new bunch of HM's her and Lukey will be getting less work and fading from the limelight.
Any story that gets attention is like pond signs for her. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
'skanky old tart'
I haven't read the article in full due to the fact that I'm hard-boiling eggs
quote:Originally posted by electric6:
Classy bird.
She always was
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:I think I drank it afterwards. I poured some for other people as well!"
MMMMM!!
I just got to that bit
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Apparently there was a misprint on a whole batch of (C)hardonnay labels.
Sure it wasn't Penis Grigio or (M)harlot?quote:Originally posted by Charli:
I haven't read the article in full due to the fact that I'm hard-boiling eggs
not..love eggs?
Haha!quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else..
I think tupps was meaning opening the bottle with a corkscrewinstead of her vagina.
You gotta hope there was the vacuum effect when she removed it... on the down side.. chewy wine... on the upside.. no pitter patter of tiny Luke/Bex offspring!
quote:Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:Haha!quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else..
I think tupps was meaning opening the bottle with a corkscrewinstead of her vagina.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Apparently there was a misprint on a whole batch of (C)hardonnay labels.
Could be!
Was it a screw top?
On the right you have a standard bottle, on the left is the one Bex used...
quote:Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:Haha!quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
couldn't she just use a corkscrew like everybody else..
I think tupps was meaning opening the bottle with a corkscrewinstead of her vagina.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo