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brisket

I know we have been distracted and side-tracked by certain political shenanigans, but
I feel it is perhaps time we concentrated our minds and returned to the really
important things of life.
So -
how do you open a banana? Human style or monkey style?

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brisketMember Memoriam

Have you ever seen a straight banana?

(The Jimmy Edwards version - which is on YouTube - is better in my opinion.)

5/12/107:12 AM

JennyMember

Well, thanks for that Brisket! I shall try it out tomorrow when I have my banana on top of my Special K!

5/12/107:14 AM

brisketMember Memoriam

My pleasure Jenny

5/12/107:14 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

I like mine cut up and with sugar and ice cream

5/12/107:17 AM

DemantoidMember

Mmmm... nom nom nom...

5/12/107:18 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

5/12/107:20 AM

brisketMember Memoriam

That picture has right put me off the banana I was about to eat.

5/12/107:26 AM

brisketMember Memoriam

But which end do you open?
The human end or the monkey end?

5/12/107:27 AM

SazBombMember

I'm gonna try that the next time I have a banana

5/12/107:32 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Banana Cake is lush.

5/12/107:33 AM

DemantoidMember

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But which end do you open? The human end or the monkey end?

I've never been anywhere near a monkey's end

Glad you all liked the banana slug

5/12/107:33 AM

Former Member

As a diehard fan of Bananas in Pyjamas, I could never dream of murdering a banana

5/12/107:34 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

I'm going to try the monkey way next time I'm peeling a banana.

5/12/107:37 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

The top end...whichever that is

5/12/107:38 AM

DemantoidMember

Just for Growly..

..and here comes the slug..

5/12/107:38 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

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The human end or the monkey end?

Well normally I open it the human way... but will defo try the monkey way next time

By the way... my kids loved the programme Bannana Splits

La la la ..lalalal...la la la...lalalalala

5/12/107:43 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

I want a knitted slug!!

5/12/109:43 AM

squiggleMember 10 years

Very interesting - in monkey speak oooooh ooooooh ooooooh oooooook

5/12/1010:06 AM

Yellow RoseMember

Oh wow, I've been eating a banana a day for a few years and just learnt monkeys are much smarter than me in opening them lol

5/12/1012:57 PM

JennyMember

Tried the monkey's way today. It worked a treat!

5/13/102:36 AM

DemantoidMember

Reference: ditty

I want a knitted slug!!

Oh, all right then

5/13/102:40 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Oh! I love him!!!

5/13/102:55 AM

DemantoidMember

I'm so glad.

He is kind of cute - for a slug.

5/13/103:23 AM

squiggleMember 10 years

Well I've had my banana. The monkey method is so much easier

Which I think means that as I have been opening the other way all my life I am much less clever than a monkey

5/13/105:09 AM

brisketMember Memoriam

I shall try it later today.

5/13/105:49 AM

JennyMember

That was precisely what I was thinking about myself squiggle!

5/13/105:51 AM

Garage JoeMember

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Which I think means that as I have been opening the other way all my life I am much less clever than a monkey

Really? Ask the monkey to post on here, prepare a bolognese sauce, and mend a puncture, then see who is clever.

5/13/106:09 AM

brisketMember Memoriam

Thanks Joe.
You posted that in the nick of time.
It seemed that several of our forum friends were about to suffer a slide in self-esteem.
And all because of a banana.

5/13/106:11 AM

squiggleMember 10 years

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slide in self-esteem. And all because of a banana.

I have heard that a banana can cause you to slide but I always thought that was just the skin!

5/13/106:27 AM

DemantoidMember

Reference: brisket

Thanks Joe. You posted that in the nick of time. It seemed that several of our forum friends were about to suffer a slide in self-esteem. And all because of a banana.

I suppose a banana could inspire feelings of inadequacy for some folk..

5/13/106:33 AM

Garage JoeMember

Probably a cucumber.

5/13/106:35 AM

DemantoidMember

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Probably a cucumber.

5/13/106:37 AM

Garage JoeMember

a gooseberry then.

5/13/106:39 AM

DemantoidMember

Rather bristly...

5/13/106:41 AM

El LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Growlybear meets banana

5/14/1012:38 AM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

I showed the kids the monkey way and they were amazed, they now think i'm dead clever

5/14/102:34 AM

squiggleMember 10 years

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I showed the kids the monkey way and they were amazed, they now think i'm dead clever

Make the most of it Jen, in my experience a few years down the line in their eyes you will know nothing aint it a shame?

5/14/103:15 AM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Sounds about right squiggle

5/14/104:07 AM

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