I can't believe this led on the news. Apart from the people who spend several hundred pounds to jet to NY in order to save thirty on a pair of jeans, could anyone care less about what happens to BA?
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Not about the company, no. Really pants airline.
Continental is better and much cheaper anyway! 
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Continental is better and much cheaper anyway!
I prefer a full English. 
The reason I like BA is because their cabin crew do not have grey roots, cheap home dyed hair, bad foundation, orange heads, ladders in their tights or scuffs on their shoes. Plus they greet you formally but pleasantly at check in and at the gate, are attentive during the flight to the point they're tripping over themselves (especially when the duty free trolley comes round).
Apart from the time they lost my luggage and I ripped into them and got all of my flight money back for the inconvenience.
What are they striking for anyway? Since Willie Walsh took over a few years ago it's been nowt but trouble with that airline. Insiders say he's a bit of a knobend.
Apart from the time they lost my luggage and I ripped into them and got all of my flight money back for the inconvenience.
What are they striking for anyway? Since Willie Walsh took over a few years ago it's been nowt but trouble with that airline. Insiders say he's a bit of a knobend.
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are attentive during the flight to the point they're tripping over themselves
I think the BA flight I last got on was staffed by all the union reps just before a strike, I didn't know whether to laugh or be really shocked. I can see the funny side now. 
Were they slightly under par Danjay? A touch more facial hair than usual?
No, they were comically rude! One of the blokes said: I'm afraid we don't care anymore, they can sack us for all we care, so the trolley's at the far end just help yourself.
No way! Serious??
Am I the only one immature enough to call Willie Walsh "Willy Wash" & find it hysterically funny?
I remember flying unaccompanied with BA when I was 11, I was shaperoned by an air hostess and was taken to eat with all the Captains and cabin crew, I could have anything I wanted off the menu and what did I choose?.. A bloody Club biscuit....
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Am I the only one immature enough to call Willie Walsh "Willy Wash" & find it hysterically funny?
Yes! *** stifles something ***
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I remember flying unaccompanied with BA when I was 11, I was shaperoned by an air hostess
I remember flying unaccompanied (dunno which airline) when I was 16... and my Dad had arranged for me to be shaperoned! The SHAME of it! I had to get on the plane early with the sick nuns & a young kid who was a child prodigy violinist.Twas cringetastic! & the violin kid was a pompus little git!
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I remember flying unaccompanied (dunno which airline) when I was 16... and my Dad had arranged for me to be shaperoned! The SHAME of it! I had to get on the plane early with the sick nuns & a young kid who was a child prodigy violinist. Twas cringetastic! & the violin kid was a pompus little git!
I was put sitting next to the nuns, I thought well I'm ok God won't crash this plane....They seem to do a lot of flying these nuns!
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They seem to do a lot of flying these nuns!
That's because they're usually sky marshalls in disguise, especially on American airlines. At the first sign of trouble, they'll whip off their wimples, pull out a special gun, and shout "Get on the floor with your hands on your head, motherfecker!!".