Aztec Curse for Arses!

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Xochi

This is a draft, and a thank you to all the FMs who posted in my 'Dumped' thread, and Blackpud's 'Xoxhi's ex is an arse' one... both of which thread headers I did consider sending him!

'May the fleas of all the mangy donkeys of Central America forever infest your thinning hair
May my evil tapeworms of doom and their progeny infest your intestines for all perpetuity
May your gonads be eternally seared with the agony of a thousand scorpion stings
May your arse be constantly pierced by the toxic needles of a bed of cactii and the peyote seeds give you the nightmares you deserve...

For dumping me by email!!!

ahhhh! That feels better!

Feel free to add and improve!

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Garage JoeMember

That seems very much OK Judith.

7/14/0911:49 AM

faerykelstarMember

Beautiful!

7/14/0911:50 AM

XochiMember Memoriam

quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
That seems very much OK Judith.

Thanks Carport!

7/14/0911:51 AM

PuppyDooDooMember

May the puss of every boil and absess of the world come to rest in your nose forever more

7/14/0911:52 AM

sandraMember

quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
That seems very much OK Judith.

ypur sg just made me laugh so hard i snorted . i could hear it in my head in your avatars voice *memory lapse* you should add ding dong

7/14/0911:53 AM

DanceSetteeMember

May Satan's woodpeckers tap out a tune on your tangled haemmorhoids

7/14/0911:59 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

awww you really should't hold back

7/14/091:18 PM

lorraineshereMember

may the candiru fish swim up your urethra and imbed itself in your penis for eternity

what a bastard .... dumping by email cowardly shit

7/14/091:30 PM

lorraineshereMember

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
May Satan's woodpeckers tap out a tune on your tangled haemmorhoids

hehehehe like it

7/14/091:31 PM

gukuMember

Excellent curse!

Please feel free to use my chac-mool should you require it.

7/14/092:07 PM

LindsxdxMember

Arse!

7/14/092:10 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

quote:
Originally posted by guku:
Excellent curse!

Please feel free to use my chac-mool should you require it.

Loved your cool chac-mool... (what a great name for a rapper that would be!) and thanks, I will!

7/14/092:11 PM

sandraMember

he will get his day

7/14/092:15 PM

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