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ye gods... 
Stay classy, people 
"Despite the age gap.."
Really?
Hey you lot, that's me in that story 
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Hey you lot, that's me in that story
No because you're a spy who can get numbers of people from a better sorce than a pub toilet wall
My best work is done in the public convenience
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Hey you lot, that's me in that story
Yeah but, who's the bloke?
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Hey you lot, that's me in that story
No because you're a spy who can get numbers of people from a better sorce than a pub toilet wall
My best work is done in the public convenience
You might want to rethink that statement EC 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Hey you lot, that's me in that story
No because you're a spy who can get numbers of people from a better sorce than a pub toilet wall
My best work is done in the public convenience
You might want to rethink that statement EC
I know, I just re-read it and realised 
Too late now as it's been copied in replies!
******* Hey everyone - delete my posts - pretty please ******
Oh God, that's beautiful 
I hope they make it in to a rom-com and that Jennifer Aniston plays her
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
******* Hey everyone - delete my posts - pretty please ******
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Oh God, that's beautiful I hope they make it in to a rom-com and that Jennifer Aniston plays her
Originally Posted by Cossius Clay (Cosi):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
******* Hey everyone - delete my posts - pretty please ******
Yeah, I know, I've not got a snowballs chance in hell of it happening
Originally Posted by SazBomb:
Stay classy, people
"Call this number if you're looking for a slag" was once written on a bathroom wall about me.
I was even more offended because it was in our bathroom. 
Originally Posted by Ivor Newt (Cinds):
"Call this number if you're looking for a slag" was once written on a bathroom wall about me.
I was even more offended because it was in our bathroom.
I know I should not laugh, but the punchline caught me by surprise