Linkie
It's not even lunchtime yet, and already the awkwardest situation in Awkwardtown has unfolded in the Garden.
Siavash was chatting at the Bus Stop with Bea, Halfwit and Lisa about how earlier this week, he'd given Noirin some valuable earrings. Good job it wasn't his heart or anything valuable like that. And Bea was insistent that he must get them back.
"I can't, that's just ******* rude," argued Siavash. "Just leave the earrings, man."
"It's not rude if I ask!" shrieked Bea. "I think it would be so so rude if she waltzes out with them. Ridiculously rude!"
"You can't give something and take it back," insisted Siavash, before realising that Isaac had wandered out into the Garden and joined the group.
Bea wasn't going to let that stop her. "They meant a lot to you though," she persisted.
"I'm completely and utterly happy," replied Siavash, looking like he wanted to die.
"Earrings?" asked Isaac casually. "Are you talking about earrings? She'll give you the earrings."
"Oh *****," said Siavash quietly, clearly wishing he wasn't having this conversation.
"It's fine man!" chuckled Isaac. "It's not an issue."
"It's just earrings, people," said Siavash, looking even more embarrassed. "It's just a friendly gift I gave her."
"It's up to you," shrugged Isaac. "They are nice earrings though."
"Maybe you should buy them for her," said Bea pointedly.
Just when we thought things couldn't get any more awkward, Isaac then asked Siavash, "Do you like my hat? I'll trade you my hat for those earrings."
Without waiting for an answer, Isaac trotted off towards the House.
"Oh, he's not getting the hat..." murmured Siavash in a panic. "Do not get the hat!"
But sure enough, Isaac returned with his graffiti cap.
"I would love the hat but not right now," pleaded Siavash. "Could you give it to me next Friday or something?"
Isaac wasn't taking no for an answer and launched into a full history of the hat. Siavash politely accepted the gift but when Isaac left he made his feelings clear to the rest of the group.
"I can't give anyone else the hat 'cause it's too rude," he despaired. "****! I'm holding the hat. I don't want the ******* hat. I don't wanna wear the hat."
Maybe he could wear the earrings instead?
Poor Siavash! Love 'im
It's not even lunchtime yet, and already the awkwardest situation in Awkwardtown has unfolded in the Garden.
Siavash was chatting at the Bus Stop with Bea, Halfwit and Lisa about how earlier this week, he'd given Noirin some valuable earrings. Good job it wasn't his heart or anything valuable like that. And Bea was insistent that he must get them back.
"I can't, that's just ******* rude," argued Siavash. "Just leave the earrings, man."
"It's not rude if I ask!" shrieked Bea. "I think it would be so so rude if she waltzes out with them. Ridiculously rude!"
"You can't give something and take it back," insisted Siavash, before realising that Isaac had wandered out into the Garden and joined the group.
Bea wasn't going to let that stop her. "They meant a lot to you though," she persisted.
"I'm completely and utterly happy," replied Siavash, looking like he wanted to die.
"Earrings?" asked Isaac casually. "Are you talking about earrings? She'll give you the earrings."
"Oh *****," said Siavash quietly, clearly wishing he wasn't having this conversation.
"It's fine man!" chuckled Isaac. "It's not an issue."
"It's just earrings, people," said Siavash, looking even more embarrassed. "It's just a friendly gift I gave her."
"It's up to you," shrugged Isaac. "They are nice earrings though."
"Maybe you should buy them for her," said Bea pointedly.
Just when we thought things couldn't get any more awkward, Isaac then asked Siavash, "Do you like my hat? I'll trade you my hat for those earrings."
Without waiting for an answer, Isaac trotted off towards the House.
"Oh, he's not getting the hat..." murmured Siavash in a panic. "Do not get the hat!"
But sure enough, Isaac returned with his graffiti cap.
"I would love the hat but not right now," pleaded Siavash. "Could you give it to me next Friday or something?"
Isaac wasn't taking no for an answer and launched into a full history of the hat. Siavash politely accepted the gift but when Isaac left he made his feelings clear to the rest of the group.
"I can't give anyone else the hat 'cause it's too rude," he despaired. "****! I'm holding the hat. I don't want the ******* hat. I don't wanna wear the hat."
Maybe he could wear the earrings instead?
Poor Siavash! Love 'im
