Bubbles

 

Sheer brilliance

 

Bubbles

One is reminded of a very old joke.

 

Policeman One: I am arresting you for the offence of bestiality.

Policeman Two: This is disgusting, how low could you stoop?

Suspect: Would you believe a Jack Russell?

 

I thank you.

 bubbles and G Joe

 Bubbles! 

his farts stink. even if a was a poet a wudnt be able to think of words to describe the smell.

yeh so wen a got his lead out he got all excited for his walk n started buzzin around me n a had one brewin so in a split moment a just rasped 1 out in his face. it was a stinker but not compard to his lol

mebe he wil have smelt it n will think twice aboot stinkin the place out in future

Is that why you're called Bubbles?

na a just needed a name for the forum n a cudnt put me own name so bubbles was the next 1 a come up wid

Don't think Mushrooms minded. Aren't dogs always sniffing botties and pee spots etc. It gives them information.

I reckon he loved it and now you have to bend over until one of you kicks the bucket.

that's hilarious! He won't mind I'm sure it's playful!

I'm amazed how you 'type' in your dialect.

I may have blown raspberries on my dog once, just to see if she would find it funny

This thread makes me worry

a still took him on his walk after it probaly needed the fresh air lol

saint am not a dog abuser it was just a joke dont phone rspca or anything a love mushrooms man his not just a pet his me pal

Saint worry about that?! yeah right, he flick tickles his dog on the butt for fun!

Aint buying you - faker

Lighten up Saint!  Bubbles isn't doing anyone any harm! And personally I love to hear of his life and now the dog in it. 

 

If he's a faker, then it may surprise you to know I am not an Aztec goddess and I assume you are not a real saint. 

WHAT????? 

Me too I read it in his dialect as well 

I love Bubbles  Leave him alone 

 

My favourite food in the whole world is mushrooms. Anyone who calls their dog that can do no wrong! 

Don;t worry - i'm saying it with my tongue firmly in me cheek

dont worry am not for sale saint n neither is mushrooms

 I do too

whats me dialect

your accent 

spenny accent. its bit like geordie but bit diffrent. am not that good at spelling but am tryin to inprove am slowly getin ther am better than a was 2yr ago so sometimes a fink of what am sayin n a just right it how a think it but try n spell things good

 It's all good, Bubbles, keep on posting in your Spenny accent. 

Dunno, but don't be tempted t' tek tablets for it

Hahahah Spenny. I was born and raised just up the hill in Meadowfield.  That's probably why I understand everything you say.

I second that. You make me smile Bubbles 

 I understand everything too, and I'm about 40 miles 'down'

 

Ses nowt about those who are about 40 miles up their own arse

hahahahahaha. Own arse or tickling dogs arse?

Ah knew it was North East man, someone telt uz ah was wrang!!

We all seem to understand what your saying