Clearly someone with a brain has picked it up.

Certainly give a very, very large chunk of it to good causes 

Only my mum would ever know how much I really won For those who I did let know, I'd knock at least 30% off the amount.

I would agree with you M& P pie...but how long could someone keep such a win secret !

That would still be a very sizeable win Karma
How would you keep people at bay ?
A person would have to move don't you think ?

Simples. My friends get one sum of money to do with what they wish. They can bugger off if they think they can piss it up the wall instead of using it wisely and then try coming back for more  And I'd be on the first plane to New York

 That's one hell of a move!

I myself would carry on my frugal lifestyle balancing my bills, 2 jobs and all my other commitments.
I may buy myself a new fridge but one mustn't go mad with these things... 



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I might go and get my Trust out of trouble, sack all the idiot managers who truly do not know what they are doing. Implore some fantastic people I know to come and run it properly.,
I would also open a wonderful series of care homes for ALL older people , not just those who could afford it. ( apart from my soon to be ex mother in law who can go and do the other thing) . They would be run by well paid, well trained staff who truly loved what they did.

I would also buy Wayne Rooney and then sack him. 

I'd pay off my close friends' mortgages. I'd look after my family. I'd make sure my children are okay for the rest of their lives.

Then ... I'd buy a house in an obscenely  expensive part of Oxford ... swimming pool, tennis courts, acres and acres of ground backing onto gorgeous woodland, you get the idea. I'd build cottages in the garden and give them to the local hospice and an organisation that looks after injured service personnel.

That should take care of the 13m ... I'll need to think about the other 100

Is that Helen and Douglas House Rexi? ( the hospice)

Sure is

I'd have cottages in my (huge) garden for respite care

Not that I've thought about this much

One of my patients died there recently -well she was a friend as well.
 She was 27 years old
 They are a fabulous bunch of people and are now my favourite charity.

Issy

You can come and help me set it all up

All we need to do it choose the right numbers ...

Very few people would get summat off me... not cos I'm greedy, those that I would share with would be well treated and looked after... but everyone who's fecked me off, let me down and been generally crap could whistle  For starters there are 4 wonderful people I would buy houses for so they had security My parentals have paid off their mortgage already so I might send em on a cruise or summat

I don't get why it matters that we know, but if I won that sort of cash, I'd give most of it away, provide for my children and their children, get a nice car and be happy to be able to buy my rainbow basket coffin and have the funeral I want.

I'd buy my council house and do it up to the way i want it, i'd buy my mum and dad, brother whatever house they want, look after the rest of my friends and family, put some into trust for my daughter and the rest i'd give away to charitys

Lots of generous people in here giving away to charity... I'd travel the world in 5 star luxury and stuff

...and why not. You are young, go for it, even if you don't win the lottery, you could fund you're way through the continents.  

By charity i mean't research into Cancer, i lost my cousin to bowel cancer at the age of 36 leaving 5 children behind, i don't need or want holidays abroad or a new house, i'm quite happy where i am, i'd rather make other people happy and healthy, money isn't everything

Bet Camerons won it.

I would give most of it away coz money is the root of all evil and the downfall of many.

Look at all the footballers

I do like all those folk with the "Lost" tickets etc,over 1,000 of them.

I would hate to win that amount of money I really would I dont do the euro lottery so it wont happen,I do the ordinary lottery if I won I would make sure my family were secure and would give to some of my favourite charities, I dont want to be a millionaire perhaps if I was young I would feel differently, I would not go public as by doing that you put yourself up for many bad things that could happen to yourself and family. if I was going to have a big win I have always said to my family I would rather win with the five numbers and the bonus as it would keep you much more grounded.. my family dont agree with me they would rather have the six numbers
£113million is obscene money *shrugs at the thought of it *