......... how much cash would it take for you to get your cobblers out in a national newspaper?
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There is no market for me.
Just the one very odd pit yakker fella.
Just the one very odd pit yakker fella.
JJ is getting a lot of cobblers out atm! 
For free!
Or are you referring to Mario's proclivities in the house... also for free!
(Do wish he didn't though... 
For free!Or are you referring to Mario's proclivities in the house... also for free!
(Do wish he didn't though... 
Mine?
I thought he was a she 
i need a new fridge freezer 
I swear down Bateman's profile said female a coupla days ago. My bad, my bad!!! It reminds me of when Evelyn Waugh was always confused to be a female, and to top that he married a lady called Evelyn....so they were always referred to as Evelyn (he) and Evelyn (she)...makes me laugh, sorry to be so intellectually redundant on this high brow thread 
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i need a new fridge freezer
I need a new cooker and washer, someone kindly offered to give me their washing machine today
Am overjoyed 
Aww that's nice
now why dont i have friends with spare fridge freezers knocking about. anyway to answer the question...bout 300 should cover it
ÂĢ300 for full monty in a national newspaper? 
per cobbler
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there's definitely no market for my dubious offerings
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ÂĢ300 for full monty in a national newspaper?
Leaves hat on.
Preserve ones modesty. 
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Preserve ones modesty.
Will use your petticoats
Don't have the cobblers I'm afraid.
But would show all if they were paying by the lb
But would show all if they were paying by the lb
My cobbler works on his own.
Unless he has someone in the back.
I shall ask him his going rate.
Unless he has someone in the back.
I shall ask him his going rate.
Cobblers or top-cobblers. They're all cobblers. 
Reference:Evelyn Waugh
Will use your petticoats
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My cobbler works on his own. Unless he has someone in the back. I shall ask him his going rate.
They always have someone in the back.
Crikey
I'm not sure what the going rate is for the more "specialist" magazines that I might appeal too....
You set the bill....
Reference: Veggie
But would show all if they were paying by the lb
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Don't have the cobblers I'm afraid. But would show all if they were paying by the lb
*Weighs*
I'm pretty trim - I wouldn't want to be paid per pound. I'd still be skint. 
True, but I greatly enjoy spending wedge too.
Reference: Bateman
I'm pretty trim - I wouldn't want to be paid per pound. I'd still be skint
I'd be richer than Bill Gates
Business cards
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I'd be richer than Bill Gates
I'd be as rich as Midas
Reference:Bateman
I'm pretty trim - I wouldn't want to be paid per pound. I'd still be skint.
Yeah baby...a likkle wriggler...me likey Reference:
Yeah baby...a likkle wriggler...me likey
You getting all worked up ready for your promise
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