That's probably just what he told Cheryl.

It's what he's telling everyone.


He also said if it wasn't for his sore foot, he'd laugh.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...o-topless-model.html


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs...dal-hit-Chelsea.html

What's wrong with PAYG?? (On an ASDA SIM on the cheapest Nokia available)

Because you get itemised calls etc printed on your statements with contract phones.

I hardly use my mobile,I am on PAYG.I spend about a fiver a month.

I replaced my house phone with a PAYG. Saved me a fortune

Erm...

Aren't Friday's great?

I'm finding it harder and harder to support the England team when it is stuffed to the gills with people like this.
He really is vile

Oh no he isn't! etc.

The thing is; would you want a used Cashley Cole phone when you consider what he is rumoured to use them for?
I wouldn't want my hand anywhere near it, let alone my mouth

See this is exacly the point I made elsewhere about an unholy trinity of Chelsea, Tottenham, and Arsenal fans not being able to let it lie.

What an idiot, he THOUGHT he'd deleted all the pictures...yeh right...I wonder if Cheryl knows he has a PAYG, as i assume he also has a Contract Phone....poor Cheryl, she should've got rid the 1st time round...

Why would Chelsea fans not want to let it lie Joe?
As regards Cashley in general I would say this. As an Arsenal fan I feel fully entitled not to let anything lie. Truth be told I couldn't actually care less what he does with his body and with whom - but it's a stick to beat him with.
You may be surprised to know that. much as I hate him, I don't join in with the homophobic songs about him when I'm with other Gooners - not because I care about him but because I just don't agree with it on principle. Shoving a phone where the sun doesn't shine is amusing though as he could easily afford something more suitable for the practice imho.

At the very least he's a feckin' idiot

Cheryl used to be with Vodafone when I worked there.

I looked at her bill

Gotta ask ~ was Simon Cowell's number on there a lot??!

I have a PAYG phone, it suits me.  Been down the contract route with T Mobile and they were rubbish frankly.  I have a Tesco sim and a cheapish Samsung phone and it suits me, don't use my landline at all now as I can have the 5 numbers I use the most on a special rate and I mostly text due to my hearing problems anyway

I've clearly missed some "news"

Dunno sweetie , the networks can't tell which 'name' in your phonebook you are calling. That will set a lot of minds at rest

Oh and we can only give out 5 numbers of a number dialled so no one can find out of you are cheating

PAYG are brilliant!!! I bought a lil LEG from Tesco for £15, top up £5 once in a blue moon (only use it for emergencies).


My OH pays for 2 of my kids to have contract 'phones, the lil gits have gone over their allowance so many times its unreal.  OH has finally realised that this was the worst thing he ever did, oh and allowing them computer's in their room.  I just love telling him 'I told you so'

As a 'Boro fan I could tell you all about the Chelsea fans but I'm quite happy staying unchecked on this forum for the moment.

Yeah...

Cashley never learns, such an idiot but I can't bring myself to feel sorry for Biffa at all.

You can laugh Meaty but I saw that fan on Sky the other day - and he is now a Citeh fan 'frou and frou yeah'  *punches chest for emphasis* 'yeah'

It would be funnier if it was true veggie

Came across this yesterday, I nearly wet myself watching the video

http://lexissport.blogspot.com...akes-dream-trip.html

Lol Meaty, do you know they even brought him onto the pitch to introduce him to the fans!! WTF?? We weren't impressed I can tell you.
It's one of the things that's wrong with footy imho - one of the many!
There are kids in Islington who have never even been to the Emirates because they and their parents can't afford it - and that twonk gets flown thousands of miles and given the VIP treatment

Cheryl Cole tells Ashley: Now Brits all off: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.u...rom-Brit-Awards.html

How could he do this? While she';s at X factor on Saturdays and Sunday nights. How can he not appreciate what he's got? The mind boggles.

http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/...leydaily-pop-gossip/

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...girl-number-TWO.html


Second girl he's been texting. This article also includes an official Ashley Cole cheating timeline.

Gawd!...they never learn

According to the article......
Sending indecent images over a mobile phone network is a crime, punishable by six months' jail or a £5,000 fine.


Go on Mr Plod....charge him.....give us all a laugh

Cheryl shoulda chucked him last time

Mind you this made me laugh: "The longest barrage - a total of 57 messages - was sent on the weekend of October 25 and 26 2008" makes it sound like the girl wasn't replying

I could never see what she saw in the arrogant little twonk in the first place.
I like the bit in the article where the Sun gets all sanctimonious and says that some texts were too obscene to publish......but if you want to see them go to......website (lol)

Biffa is better of without the twat but all this poor her stuff what a load of rubbish.

why??.........i feel sorry for her.....it was obviously a huge decision to take him back after his last indiscretion.......she obviously loves him ..she's not with him for the money  is she??............now after placing all her trust back in him once more he does it again...

being cheated on is bad enough....having every last grubby morsel splashed over the tabloids for the world to read must double the pain

so i do feel sorry for her.......just cos you may not like the woman doesn't mean she deserves no sympathy imo.........

I think we are losing site of the main point. We need Ashley Cole fit and well for the World Cup competition in June. Cheryl Cole doesn't matter a jot. I mean what is it about these women who marry thicko footballers anyway? Did she think that she could change him?

Oh Darlo.....I think she honestly believed that his philandering was a one off.....

the papers love it joe........the 'terry scandal' is nothing now they've got another england player to rip to bits........i reckon it's rooney or ferdinand next....

Only to footy fans Joe.....the rest of us couldn't give a flying one either way