Over my 28 years I have found out a lot about woman:
When I ask is 'everything ok' and you reply 'I'm fine' clearly there is something SERIOUSLY wrong.
The hoovering needs to be done at least once a week.
You can multitask well but when it comes to removing a spider you have an excuse.
When on your period your behaviour IS excusable.
When you ask me to do something and I reply 'In a minute' you expect it to be done withing said minute.
When you have your girl friends over for drinks, I shouldn't have to be told to leave the house....I just do it.
Tissues are required for when you watch 'Beaches'.
'Nobody puts baby in a corner' and 'I carried a watermelon' has a deeper more insightful meaning to women then it does men.
Malteasers won't fix things, but does make things better for a moment.
James Blunt is a 'god' in music.
I must always sleep in the 'wet patch'.
'Eastenders, Coronation Street and Desperate Housewives' always comes first before anything I want to watch.
So there you are, I finally understand women
When I ask is 'everything ok' and you reply 'I'm fine' clearly there is something SERIOUSLY wrong.
The hoovering needs to be done at least once a week.
You can multitask well but when it comes to removing a spider you have an excuse.
When on your period your behaviour IS excusable.
When you ask me to do something and I reply 'In a minute' you expect it to be done withing said minute.
When you have your girl friends over for drinks, I shouldn't have to be told to leave the house....I just do it.
Tissues are required for when you watch 'Beaches'.
'Nobody puts baby in a corner' and 'I carried a watermelon' has a deeper more insightful meaning to women then it does men.
Malteasers won't fix things, but does make things better for a moment.
James Blunt is a 'god' in music.
I must always sleep in the 'wet patch'.
'Eastenders, Coronation Street and Desperate Housewives' always comes first before anything I want to watch.
So there you are, I finally understand women
OMG Rawky, you would not last 5mins with me (Nor would you want to as I am 15 years your senior! 
) I hoover at least once a DAY if not twice, but then I have 3 cats and 3 very untidy teens. As for the "in a minute" remark, my kids say that to EVERYTHING I request them to do and I am not exaggerating 
I always shift spiders myself, my hubby watches the same proggies as me including Desperate housewives, Corrie and EE, I have never seen beaches, aren't mad about dirty dancing, though it's OK, I never have the girls at our house for a drink, I meet them out at a bar and usually with my hubby and they bring their fellas too. When I meet my best mate, we meet alone for coffee in M & S, and the hoovering is done every other day. 
admit it ,you haven't a clue when it comes to women!You are a complete novice!