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Over my 28 years I have found out a lot about woman:


When I ask is 'everything ok' and you reply 'I'm fine' clearly there is something SERIOUSLY wrong.

The hoovering needs to be done at least once a week.

You can multitask well but when it comes to removing a spider you have an excuse.

When on your period your behaviour IS excusable.

When you ask me to do something and I reply 'In a minute' you expect it to be done withing said minute.

When you have your girl friends over for drinks, I shouldn't have to be told to leave the house....I just do it.

Tissues are required for when you watch 'Beaches'.

'Nobody puts baby in a corner' and 'I carried a watermelon' has a deeper more insightful meaning to women then it does men.

Malteasers won't fix things, but does make things better for a moment.

James Blunt is a 'god' in music.

I must always sleep in the 'wet patch'.

'Eastenders, Coronation Street and Desperate Housewives' always comes first before anything I want to watch.


So there you are, I finally understand women Big Grin

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Hoovering ONCE A WEEK!!!!! Eeker Eeker Shake Head OMG Rawky, you would not last 5mins with me (Nor would you want to as I am 15 years your senior! Laugh) I hoover at least once a DAY if not twice, but then I have 3 cats and 3 very untidy teens. As for the "in a minute" remark, my kids say that to EVERYTHING I request them to do and I am not exaggerating Shake Head . In fact not one minute ago I asked my youngest to feed the said cats, and got that exact response! Shake Head Roll Eyes
Little Miss Spurs
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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
I just added something new to the list that I forgot:

'Eastenders, Coronation Street and Desperate Housewives' always comes first before anything I want to watch.


Yeah, only if I can wrestle the remote control off the 6' 3" 15 stone bloke who is holding it at the moment I want to watch something Mad

There is a reason I don't follow evening soaps and it's usually connected with watching stupid repeats of The Simpsons/Star Trek/bloody Road Wars...
littleleicesterfox
what Ive learnt about men..

That you are incapable of putting the new toilet roll on the holder

If I come home to find the hoovering done it means you want some nookie

When you come home from work you have the right to turn the tv over to the football despite the fact I was in the middle of watching something else

If you win on the PS3 its cos you are better than me. If I win its cos Ive given you the "dodgy" controller
fookat
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Originally posted by cinnamon girl:
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Originally posted by cologne1:
I can't agree on James Blunt. Mad Big Grin


Urrrgh me neither. And I don't like Beaches and I don't mind spiders at all...

Same here. A load of stereotypical old cobblers.
James Blunt is rhyming slang.
Beaches is schmaltzy crud.
I've never seen an episode of Desperate Housewives.
I like most creepy-crawlies and I'm chief spider-remover in our house. Nod
Demantoid
quote:
Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
Over my 28 years I have found out a lot about woman:


When I ask is 'everything ok' and you reply 'I'm fine' clearly there is something SERIOUSLY wrong.

The hoovering needs to be done at least once a week.

You can multitask well but when it comes to removing a spider you have an excuse.

When on your period your behaviour IS excusable.

When you ask me to do something and I reply 'In a minute' you expect it to be done withing said minute.

When you have your girl friends over for drinks, I shouldn't have to be told to leave the house....I just do it.

Tissues are required for when you watch 'Beaches'.

'Nobody puts baby in a corner' and 'I carried a watermelon' has a deeper more insightful meaning to women then it does men.

Malteasers won't fix things, but does make things better for a moment.

James Blunt is a 'god' in music.

I must always sleep in the 'wet patch'.

'Eastenders, Coronation Street and Desperate Housewives' always comes first before anything I want to watch.


So there you are, I finally understand women Big Grin


Come back in another 28 years you just might get an inkling!
The only soap I watch is big bro' Ninja
F
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Originally posted by figtree:
Come back in another 28 years you just might get an inkling!
The only soap I watch is big bro' Ninja
Agree. Hardly any of this is familiar or anything like me or my hubby. I guess Rawky can only go on his own relationship, but these aren't familiar scenarios to me.

I absolutely HATE James Blunt Sick I always shift spiders myself, my hubby watches the same proggies as me including Desperate housewives, Corrie and EE, I have never seen beaches, aren't mad about dirty dancing, though it's OK, I never have the girls at our house for a drink, I meet them out at a bar and usually with my hubby and they bring their fellas too. When I meet my best mate, we meet alone for coffee in M & S, and the hoovering is done every other day. Big Grin

I think Rawky is married to someone like Chantelle from CBB judging by the way the woman behaves Laugh But his scenarios and descriptions aren't in my relationship with my hubby.
CheekyPixie
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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
quote:
Originally posted by figtree:
Come back in another 28 years you just might get an inkling!
The only soap I watch is big bro' Ninja
Agree. Hardly any of this is familiar or anything like me or my hubby. I guess Rawky can only go on his own relationship, but these aren't familiar scenarios to me.

I absolutely HATE James Blunt Sick I always shift spiders myself, my hubby watches the same proggies as me including Desperate housewives, Corrie and EE, I have never seen beaches, aren't mad about dirty dancing, though it's OK, I never have the girls at our house for a drink, I meet them out at a bar and usually with my hubby and they bring their fellas too. When I meet my best mate, we meet alone for coffee in M & S, and the hoovering is done every other day. Big Grin

I think Rawky is married to someone like Chantelle from CBB judging by the way the woman behaves Laugh But his scenarios and descriptions aren't in my relationship with my hubby.


You're a rare species.
Rawky-Roo

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