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Shurrup you lot - this is my thread - right
DILLIGAFquote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Shurrup you lot - this is my thread - right
Looooser!
Try that again Koala it didn't work (gawd even i can manage a link - christ)
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Tits!
they're rated 18+ so if you've got kiddies curbs in place it won't playquote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Try that again Koala it didn't work (gawd even i can manage a link - christ)
get your filth off my thread !!!
Mum - bad person being nasty!!!!
Mum - bad person being nasty!!!!
hey its my favourite word. But if I get banned tonight does it matter? NOquote:Originally posted by RENTON:
get your filth off my thread !!!
Mum - bad person being nasty!!!!
I was leaving a shop last year and there was a group of young arseholes stood outside....as I left (with my young lad) one of them shouted 'Phwooar look at the tits on her' so I gave him a withering look - the little fcuker then shouted 'What? You should be grateful I looked at your age'
As much as it galls me, that was probably the best insult I ever got - talk about a shitsandwich!
As much as it galls me, that was probably the best insult I ever got - talk about a shitsandwich!
pmslquote:Originally posted by MoFo:
I was leaving a shop last year and there was a group of young arseholes stood outside....as I left (with my young lad) one of them shouted 'Phwooar look at the tits on her' so I gave him a withering look - the little fcuker then shouted 'What? You should be grateful I looked at your age'
As much as it galls me, that was probably the best insult I ever got - talk about a shitsandwich!
fanny
twat
quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
I was leaving a shop last year and there was a group of young arseholes stood outside....as I left (with my young lad) one of them shouted 'Phwooar look at the tits on her' so I gave him a withering look - the little fcuker then shouted 'What? You should be grateful I looked at your age'
As much as it galls me, that was probably the best insult I ever got - talk about a shitsandwich!
You should have said, "You've probably already come in your pants, at your age!"
Ya Bawbag!
or possibly the
you're all still shitting yellow
BCSD
Former Member
My personal favourite was always ESMF.
quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
I was leaving a shop last year and there was a group of young arseholes stood outside....as I left (with my young lad) one of them shouted 'Phwooar look at the tits on her' so I gave him a withering look - the little fcuker then shouted 'What? You should be grateful I looked at your age'
As much as it galls me, that was probably the best insult I ever got - talk about a shitsandwich!
LMFAO! Awww, poor you but classic reply. I hate when the wee feckers say stuff like that in front of my kids
My sister is very good looking and when her and her boyfriend were getting into their car one day and group of lads shouted to him 'You're girlfriend's gorgeous hi' he shouted back 'HA! You shoulda went to specsavers' my sister didn't know wether to laugh or punch her fella.
Now listen here all you post menopausal wimmin - bugger off ok!!
hey I posted this morning but you didn't like it kidquote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Now listen here all you post menopausal wimmin - bugger off ok!!
love it MoFo!!quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
I was leaving a shop last year and there was a group of young arseholes stood outside....as I left (with my young lad) one of them shouted 'Phwooar look at the tits on her' so I gave him a withering look - the little fcuker then shouted 'What? You should be grateful I looked at your age'
As much as it galls me, that was probably the best insult I ever got - talk about a shitsandwich!
your mistaking me for someone that gives a ship
do 1
good day to you
my particular edwardian favourite - or BLOODY VICTORIAN!
my particular edwardian favourite - or BLOODY VICTORIAN!
A former colleague of mine was in a bar. Creepoid bloke was eyeing her up, then walked over.
Bloke: D'you mind if I sit here?
Colleague: Can if you want, but I've just farted.
Bloke: D'you mind if I sit here?
Colleague: Can if you want, but I've just farted.
or:
GO AND BLOODY INVENT SUMITT!
(another edwardian clasic!)
GO AND BLOODY INVENT SUMITT!
(another edwardian clasic!)
Lechy bloke: What's your sign?
Me: No Entry.
Me: No Entry.
quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
I was leaving a shop last year and there was a group of young arseholes stood outside....as I left (with my young lad) one of them shouted 'Phwooar look at the tits on her' so I gave him a withering look - the little fcuker then shouted 'What? You should be grateful I looked at your age'
As much as it galls me, that was probably the best insult I ever got - talk about a shitsandwich!
A few of my friends and me had a chinese meal in a resteraunt last week, we fancied some more to drink, so walked over the road to the local pub,a group of lads were sitting outside and one of them shouted" here comes the bingo lot" Tut, i thought i loooked young for my age! And my arms have no flaps
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