STOP LIKING THE THREAD !!!

I never liked you lot . . . AND you talk about me behind me back

So poor, you can't even pay attention.

Did I say "licking"

Now shove off !!

even the tide wouldnt take you out

Did you get a free flea dip with that haircut? 

I stuck up for you yesterday. Someone said you liked 'shit sandwiches' and I said you didn't like bread.

You ladies can be cruel y'know

tell me . . .are you all over weight?

Ha ha ha  - knew that wud shut yer faces

*waltzes off*

Ach,watch that door doesn't hit your arse on the way out

 I was looking for some Wey hey jokes lol 

Last time I saw you, you'd lost some weight. It looks like you found it. 

IF I cared,and had paper big enough,  I'd draw you a map of your ass with an X marking the spot where your head is buried.

Save your breath, You'll need it to blow up your date 

I like... 'I would like to have a battle of wits with you, but you appear to be unarmed....'

  There are some funny ones here....

My FAVE female put down

Lady: "Are you gay?"

Me: "Yes - but only when you're around."

"Stop waffling on like some old woman trying to have a period" That's actually a quote from the tv show 'Bottom', still makes me roll

 love that one Rawky

Now get lost - you annoy moi *swishes self*

Wipe yer mouth, yer talking shit!

Shurrup you baby

Ah, hadaway man! Yer all talkin shite! 

pmsl

Love some of these ^ 

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Anyone remember the gem uttered by Mario BB9?

"HEMROID!"

(spelt phonetically)