Prince Alberts being ripped out here there and everywhere.....

I'm glad I missed that not watching tv atm

of course!! Though nothing has beaten the woman pouring coffee up her arse yet!!

but to show they're not ageist we had a 70 year old man flash his. Why am i watching this? Where's the remote? oh wait breast check. Right ladies towels down arms up...

*switches cam off*

no nothing beats her cleaning the hose in the dishwasher

you sure this is Channel 4  ?

*thumbs thru tv listings*

oh dear we have IBS after the break. Their going to be talking crap aren't they?

NOT FAIR!!!

I am having to watch "Cat 101" on the Animal Planet channel.... 

a million different breeds of cats, with mad cat wimmin saying bizarre things about them (dreams from dead relatives, dead relatives reborn as cats etc)... 

all cos my daughter, despite being brought up as Team Dog, is becoming a mad cat lady!!!!

oh you're going to have to nip that in the bud Ditts. it's alright for ole ones like Zazz and his Mrs but young Ditts needs saving.

She needs to get to uni, get a boyfriend, live it up a little... 

Its the kind of behaviour I have spent 19 years dreading...   but the cat lady tendancies have made me want to push her out into the world to ...    have fun 

:nods: sounds like a plan Ditts. Rock and roll little ditts.

We're talking farts on channel4 for now. Yay. Pull my finger.

Oooo! Farts.....interesting 

have you seen that show 'very important people'?

 the fella does a crackin piss take of doctor thingy  on emarrassing bodies.

 really funny.

i assume thats what you all are watching?

But does veg not give you wind too? 

I don't think so 

Haven't seen it yet jackson keep forgetting its on. Must watch when it's on again and yes embrassing bodies.

Smelly farts are healthy. Whoop whoop, I'm gonna live forever.

Boils on neck now :voms: