I thought I heard slopping today....

No ,just now.

Yes, it went like this: 'I don't fancy you *slurp*'.

I was pointing out that it might be but would'nt be the first time....

Cheers Stonks.

I might be wrong erinp but today they were trying to make up then I heard slopping then Josie laughing....

I just thank the Lard he didn't have any sisters.

Pass, and don't care

I did hear something.....can't say for sure but there might have been some kissy kissy under the duvet.

she's probably sucking his thumb and realised it aint as big as hers.....

i can just see it now (except I cant be arsed).... 'its my thumb jose... its my thumb I promise...'

Dull!

Dave drunk on the Lord!!

its just Josie sucking on her thumb

I think it's more a case of Dave's been drunk on the Lard

I desperately need John James and Josie to be separated.
I can't stand this rubbish!

Aint Audrey from Coronation Street got a massive head

This is just too shit for words right now...there are other HM's up and around talking, why are we stuck with the dog and pony show here.

Going to be stuck here with them all night ,then have them on Hl show tomorrow,time for bed me thinks.

I concur Brisket.

2 desperados

  I feel the pain  too Brisket. They have ruined this years BB for me.

I just turned on LF.... and what is the first thing I see....!

Wrong thread/topic, Karma...but true. 

C4 website running video of JJ crying in camera runs and telling BB producer he loves Josie That's it folks... we are stuck with the showmance til the bitter end

Apparently, he has now told Josie he feels the same way about her.

I knew he did!

I'm gonna watch it and then take my blood pressure afterwards...bet it goes up 10-20 points ...I mean 

he probably told the producer that so they'd let him back in what an utter nob cheese

Yep i knew he did too

'the same way' being, desperate to be part of this year's showmance

Don't look back in anger 

Call me a romantic. Or call me an Idiot. But I think something is happening between these two.

I'm watching him 'confess' his lurve for Josie to one of the BB producers....he's such a tw@t 

Give it a couple of days hours, and he'll be claiming that he didn't know how she really felt, when he said that!

Longcat, you shouldn't tempt me seriously though,anything to do with that fake romance falls into the idiotic category with me. Can't stand the pair of them. Pathetic childish behaviour

There is no way Josie is faking any of it.

"I do love her *sniff* I just don't want anything to happen *sniff* in the house *checks to see if camera is still catching all of this* *sniff*" ......fake wannabe numpty 

So is this mance on or off?

Oh no, I can't bear to watch those two drooling over each other for weeks on end. Or listening to slobbering noises as they hide under the duvet.