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Its hilarious. Honestly its much better than watching the actual show

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-a...or-liveblog-week-two

A few favourite quotes:

Really, though? One Direction really think that Kelly Clarkson is their musical hero? All of them? Really? Cobblers. Look at them - judging by their haircuts, their heroes are Justin Bieber and Pete Beale from EastEnders and nobody else.

Simon calls them "the most exciting pop band in the country today". Simon is 51 years old.

Rebecca's singing Feeling Good and, you know what? It's actually quite good. Poised, powerful, in control... this might be my favourite of the night so far. Now, fingers crossed that Rebecca doesn't bugger up the illusion by talking in her normal voice at the end.

Oh Rebecca, you IDIOT.

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i like this quote best!!

But you know what? I want Storm Lee to survive for at least a few more weeks. It's not that I think he's a good singer, you understand; it's because it'll be much funnier to ditch him in towards the end of November, just when he's starting to believe that he's got a shot at actually winning X Factor. Ruining his dreams would be a right old wheeze.
Croctacus
As the newly-identified weaponised strain of Danyl Johnson, Katie Waissel needs to draw a line in the sand and quickly show that she's changed since we first met her. That's why she did so badly last week - because she performed a song from her first audition. That and because she's awful. But anyway, this week Katie has decided to sing a song by Etta James who, oh, Katie also covered in her first audition. Honestly, what a catastrophic numpty.

But, brace yourselves, this performance isn't bad. She's actually singing it rather well. And she's wearing beads around her neck, instead of in her hair or on her wrists, for the first time since we met her. This is a big improvement.

Still don't like her though. Duh.

 

 

 

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