Did you explain that it was designed for hanging jewelry off?

No cos I was trying to figure out whether to report the sex act coasters or not....

Complete with stains? 

I'll have you know they were well polished....

Well I never watch any telethon crap. They just annoy me.

I was watching it until they showed the film of the young mother who had just had a baby boy and then they told us that they both died days later. It just broke my heart watching her trying to feed the baby sugar water from a spoon because she didn't have any milk.

Well the grand sum of £74,000,000 was raised at the close of last night - so hopefully a great deal can be done to improve life for a great many people! 

I may have seen it two years in succession (first 2 years), but no more than that.

I'm watching it now because I missed most of it last night. I did say to one of my friends that I would switch off if they mentioned mosquito nets, which they did. It makes me feel there's no way of helping anybody because the mosquito issue has been going on for more than 20 years.

I looked at the line up and wondered why there are so many non-comedians involved like Davina McCall.  It's Lenny Henry's gig where he gets to be a poverty tourist for a few weeks.  It's just not funny and the style of comedy is safe and cheesy.  I remember last time Harry Hill just used old TV burp material so couldn't be bothered to write any new stuff for it. James Cordon in a Take That skit, has got to be most uninspiring and tediously typical type of routine that this event regards as humorous.

But the nets do wear out and need replacing and these people are too poor to replace them.

Well yes, but they only cost something like 10 pence, so I think that issue should have been dealt with. I see they are concentrating on sight this year.