I'm gonna print that out on the colour laser printer at work..   then I am gonna laminate it.

Then I am gonna put it on the greenhouse door with a Beware sign!

Oops.. missed one

Benny

Plus Benny

(quoting myself for my own benefit)

I would never, ever vote for Benny . Benny in Crossroads was the sweetest, most gentle person ever . I don't equate Benny with and evil cockerel.

He`s pushing his luck so...

Chancer  

He's a bit brighter than Benny from Crossroads as well

I'd bloody hope so!

ooh.. I quite like that one as well!

Brutias, cos he's a brut

But how does he look in a green bobble hat?

We need to know these things to make an informed vote later

Sid Vicious is the best name yet

sorry Jen..  but that's another one I would feel like a bit of a tw*t shouting out of the barn door...    especially when people realised I was shouting it at a little ball of white fluff

I'd go with Benny only if the two girls are called Mis Diane and Miss Luke.

Well .....................it has to be Mr Fluffy then .................END OF!

awwww...   it really is..     but I can't consider that one either.   One of my friends had a kitten called Sid Vicious (though shortened to Sid) & she recently lost him (hit by a car)..      so I just can't include that one.

and here we have a whole different issue...   I dunno how I can name the girls...   I can't tell them apart at all... 

yeah I know...    its really really recent...  so I'm afraid Sid is out of the poll

Ok, Captain Peck-ard, or Kellogg (like from the cornflakes)

Miss Diane wears more mascara .............sorted!

ooooh..  I love Kellogg!

I might have to nick that for one of the other cockerels...

We have 4 that look like this

one is called Dave, one is called DJ (Dave Junior)..   but I don't have names for the other two...     

I will see who gets the biggest & call him Kellogg.

Oh, shame about Sid.  But understandable in the circumstances.

Has Cock-y chops got a voice on him too?  I have visions of Foghorn Leghorn now.

By the way...

where are the spelling police when you need them?

I am on hubby's lappy and don't get the red wriggling lines I used to get on my lappy that told me I had made a spelling boo boo... 

I have only just realised, whilst googling a pic of a Dave sort of rooster that I have been spelling cockerel wrong!!

oh yeah...   he doesn't stop cockadoodledooing...   only he has a very distinctive one...    it goes a bit wrong at the end... 

He is probably the most vocal of all the cockerels

I will put Colonel in the poll..

Actually I quite like Kentucky too...

and now I want to give the hens a makeover

Kaine? cos he's ebil

Or, you could just give him a really camp name as pay back

Ahh, as if his voice hasn't broken properly?  A bit Kevin the teenager-ish?

I've just spent waaaay too long looking at pics of chickens online

I wasn't really a fan of the silkies..   but that was before I knew they came in a whole range of colours...

LOOK! >>>> 

chickens just don't get any cuter!!!

Percy....   (or...  Dudley )

Aww look at that pic. They are impossibly cute!  

or buttercup

or Camilla (thats what the chicken in the muppets is called) Sorry if someone has already suggested this, havent read back properly.

They look like something from the Muppet Show!

Gypsie - we must be psycho; both thought of the Muppets

they do look like cute little muppets

And ....................why not?

Talking of camp names Norris? As in a Knorr stock cube?