Hahah! ditty, a mini muppet is trying to savage you! He's lovely  

hahahaha...   *groans too*

*but sniggers as well*

I shoulda got a close of of the silkie hens..   they do look exactly like mini muppets

What's his name?

He doesn't have one!!!    He's just the "silkie cockeral"...

Maybe we should have a forum name brainstorming session

the bosses wife named Hetty & Lottie...  the two chickens that we got close to after they were mauled by the fox. 

Then I have named Dave the cockeral (my fave boy)..   & Dinner (the alpha cockeral), and there is one we call "Legs" cos she has the longest legs ever.  Then there is the Chicken of Death ... which is a really unfair name... but she does look a bit like the grim reaper.    And we have a spotty once called Cruella... 

we need a contest to name the eebil but gawjuss silkie cockereal 

yep... we do! 

its a tough one..  it has to incorporate his braveness, his evilness & his cuteness... 

Gripper (after the Grange Hill bully).

goes off to google Soozy - I remember the name but not the face 

bloody hell Sooz...  that's one hell of a memory you have there

I do actually .....................it doesn't come in useful that often but I do have an amazing memory. I'm always getting calls from friends and family asking - when did we do this? What was so and sos name before she got married etc.

I remember names of people I went to school with/worked with and the names of their brothers/sisters/children. We were at a funeral yesterday and I was reminiscing with the deceased husband ........he can't remember anything - his daughter doesn't remember being my bridesmaid and she was about nine or ten!

My son is the same as me - remembers everything!

How about "Fidget".

Wellard

I'm crap...  I can't decide...

Soooo.. what I am gonna do is, when I have all the suggestions in...  I will do my first ever Gaga poll...    (I am a Gaga Poll virgin)...

and the one with the most votes will win

Gripper the cock 

I don't think I've ever had this much fun with one little cock. 

Being that he's a cock .....................could he not be called Willie? Being that he's small why not Little willie?

I do actually use their names when talking to real people you know

the people I work with think I am mental enough as it is...  without me running into the barn claiming to be being chased by little willie

But I will put it in the poll

My old cat was Winkle ......................that sounds like a good name for a rooster. (I love naming pets etc)

oooh..  I like Winkle...

Au Vin?

Z.

   ello...  what brings you over to the dark side?

and re: Au Vin..   NO!!!

Bosses wife was not happy when she heard me call the Kingpin rooster Dinner

The german name for cooked chicken is das Hähnchen

Von Hanchen?

I'm not shouting "Von Hanchen" out of the barn door

Right time to give the old man his lappy back...

I will return later (when he is snoring at the keyboard).. 

I know why he keeps chasing you Ditty! He wants a friggin name! Thats all.

Awww I love the pictures of him, he looks so cute.

I've been reading bits of this thread to son who was home today from work. A while ago he said "Any update on cock watch?" hahaha

So this thread is now thought of as cock watch

it has a certain ring to it IMO.

He looks like a Rocky? Rocky the cocky.

Z.

Chicky Chan

Brilliant rosie

Nah, it's Karate Cock innit

How about Sezer? Eebil but gawjuss (or so some thought) and a right cock.

I make no allusions to any similarity between Sezer and the Monsieur Le Silkie  who is a 'bit rapey' according to Ditty

I would call him Benny the Bantam after Benny Hill chasing all the girls, I have that music playing in my head now.

I dunno, if he's bowling around the place like it's his manor then I reckon Del Boy would be a perfect name.  Can he do a good impression of the Peckham Strut?

Oooh Peckham.  Pundom abounds

OMG!!

Cock Watch!!!!

Right...  quick list of names so far..

Gripper

Fidget

Wellard

Little Willie

Winkle

Rocky

Chicky Chan

Sezer

DelBoy

Peckham

Ninja

Spartacus

(those last two are from me)