Is it time to pluck the cock yet?
Right that's all from me for now, off to watch a movie.....and it ain't Chicken Run!
Originally Posted by Veggieburger:
(notice I avoid the word 'cock')
Nicely avoided 
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Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Veggieburger:
(notice I avoid the word 'cock')
Nicely avoided !
Ohh, it went all small!
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Is it time to pluck the cock yet?
Right that's all from me for now, off to watch a movie.....and it ain't Chicken Run!
Happy movie Cinds!
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Veggieburger:
(notice I avoid the word 'cock')
Nicely avoided !
Ohh, it went all small!
OMG! *Zipped mouth smilie*
Lordy..i love threads like this
brings out the worst ineveryone
Originally Posted by Sezit:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Veggieburger:
(notice I avoid the word 'cock')
Nicely avoided !
Ohh, it went all small!
OMG! *Zipped mouth smilie*
It's all that carrier bag snapping. Sorts out the men from the boys that does
Originally Posted by Veggieburger:
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On a serious note when I used to do a lot of animal rights the person with all the chicken knowledge was a woman called Linda Turvey who runs (or ran) Hen Heaven. Not sure how busy she is nowadays but might be worth giving her an email and asking for her suggestions for a really good book Ditty as what she doesn't know about chickens (notice I avoid the word 'cock') isn't worth knowing.
ooooh! Thank you! I might just do that!
I never thought I could get emotionally attached to chickens, but they are really lovely.... even fighty silkie cockeral really... I admire him in his bravery to protect his hens
Originally Posted by Sezit:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Veggieburger:
(notice I avoid the word 'cock')
Nicely avoided !
Ohh, it went all small!
OMG! *Zipped mouth smilie*
awwwwnaww!! I meant.. I never.. I mean .. *shuts up* ! 
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Originally Posted by Veggieburger:
Originally Posted by Sezit:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Veggieburger:
(notice I avoid the word 'cock')
Nicely avoided !
Ohh, it went all small!
OMG! *Zipped mouth smilie*
It's all that carrier bag snapping. Sorts out the men from the boys that does
I must try that on the ex!
You are all soooooo rude!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
I must try that on the ex!
You can borrow Dinner AND Silkie cockeral to set upon the ex
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
I must try that on the ex!
You can borrow Dinner AND Silkie cockeral to set upon the ex
! I'll sneak up and shave his ankles first !
just squirt a tube of veet in his general direction 
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
just squirt a tube of veet in his general direction
His what?!! Ohh!! General! 
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
just squirt a tube of veet in his general direction
His what?!! Ohh!! General!
hahahahaha...
I like your idea better
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
just squirt a tube of veet in his general direction
His what?!! Ohh!! General!
hahahahaha...
I like your idea better
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*sigh* cos my lappy has broke I am on MrD's and I think he wants it back (he's kinda scowling at me)..
I am almost dreading returning to this thread later... its gonna be riddled with smut innit
talking about *cocks*
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
*sigh* cos my lappy has broke I am on MrD's and I think he wants it back (he's kinda scowling at me)..
I am almost dreading returning to this thread later... its gonna be riddled with smut innit
ditty, show him you're alpha! Snap a bag at him
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
talking about *cocks*
ohhhmygoodness! ! Hahah!
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
*sigh* cos my lappy has broke I am on MrD's and I think he wants it back (he's kinda scowling at me)..
I am almost dreading returning to this thread later... its gonna be riddled with smut innit
see above
Here's what you need ditty!
On Ditty's behalf, I googled aggressive cockerals - there are a lot of chicken forums out there!
Most advocate tucking them under your arm, or pinning them to the ground to make them submit.
Mr Yogi (who once had a pet chicken called Henrietta), suggested sticking the fiesty rooster in a roasting pan.
Originally Posted by Sezit:
This is how he will be when you've done bag snapping at him.
Ditty, some sincere advice now.
The best way to deal with a rampant cock is to turn your back on it, let it peck at you for a few minutes. The cock will soon be spent, then you can go on your merry way.
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
talking about *cocks*
hahahahaha... I love that pic
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
On Ditty's behalf, I googled aggressive cockerals - there are a lot of chicken forums out there!
Most advocate tucking them under your arm, or pinning them to the ground to make them submit.
Mr Yogi (who once had a pet chicken called Henrietta), suggested sticking the fiesty rooster in a roasting pan.
AWWWWW Henrietta!!!
My two fave hens are called Hetty & Lotty.. (I didn't name them). They were the two that were mauled by the fox. We had to nurse Lotty back to health in the greenhouse... Hetty just needed a shampoo & blowdry.. she's now so tame. She loves me
I am a bit scared of the chicken forums...
they are all sooooo intense
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Here's what you need ditty!
That is one BIG cock!!
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Ditty, some sincere advice now.
The best way to deal with a rampant cock is to turn your back on it, let it peck at you for a few minutes. The cock will soon be spent, then you can go on your merry way.
You reckon??
I could try this... at the moment he's not doing me any harm
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Ditty, some sincere advice now.
The best way to deal with a rampant cock is to turn your back on it, let it peck at you for a few minutes. The cock will soon be spent, then you can go on your merry way.
You reckon??
I could try this... at the moment he's not doing me any harm
Trust me, it's a tried and tested method.
Love your frock ditty
My solicitor has advised me not to participate in this thread.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
My solicitor has advised me not to participate in this thread.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
My solicitor has advised me not to participate in this thread.
Chicken!
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Mr Yogi (who once had a pet chicken called Henrietta), suggested sticking the fiesty rooster in a roasting pan.
*starts peeling the spuds*
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Love your frock ditty
yep... that's me at work that is. all groomed and in my finest hahahahaha!
*whips a brush through hair, sticks it in a ponytail, throws on jeans & tshirt*
I'll take some pics today.. of silkie rooster... if he'll let me