Couldn't you have offered him a BJ? He might have let you off.

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Originally posted by Growlybear:
Couldn't you have offered him a BJ? He might have let you off.

That's so true! I hear all coppers love banana jam

Banana Jam? don't be disgusting - it's got to be blueberry

Well don’t do what my husband did, one of his thicker friends suggested he write a letter and liberally sprinkle capital ‘A’ throughout in the shape of the Masonic symbol. Sort of …………

As I was Ambling down the A127 An Amber Antelope suddenly Appeared which Amazed me and due to Apprehension And Anticipation etc etc.


Anyway he got 3 points & fined. Soppy sod’s not even in the Masons.

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Originally posted by Pistol Petey:

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Originally posted by Growlybear:
Couldn't you have offered him a BJ? He might have let you off.

That's so true! I hear all coppers love banana jam

We are so on the right lines Petey! I was thinking jam but couldn't think what to put for b.

My mind is too smutty to change it.

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Originally posted by Growlybear:
Banana Jam? don't be disgusting - it's got to be blueberry

I couldn't think of a fruit that started with B apart from bananas

Blackberries

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Originally posted by Growlybear:
Blackberries

I am shit at fruit and jams

Ask me any question you like about pot noodles though

Stick to 85mph or less on motorways, which is probably 77-80mph given the speedo under-reading of ~10% or so. The police don't usually bother at that. I've overtook police at 80mph quite a few times as I think it's really dangerous to bunch up at 70mph because of a police car.

I am an expert in the art of smearing jam - especially over thick bushy sideburns

Sometimes, it's worth 3 points and 60quid just to be rude back to a patronising traffic plod.

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Originally posted by Growlybear:
I am an expert in the art of smearing jam - especially over thick bushy sideburns

I could pop on a deerstalker and grubby vest and Y fronts ensemble?

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Originally posted by Karma_:

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Originally posted by SazBomb:
you know you said you'd give me a lift? I'll prob be ok on the train

I bloody KNEW you'd pipe up with summat

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Originally posted by cologne1:
Do you know any of the local plod? That got me off once.

The local plod 'got you off'??

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Originally posted by Pistol Petey:

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Originally posted by Growlybear:
I am an expert in the art of smearing jam - especially over thick bushy sideburns

I could pop on a deerstalker and grubby vest and Y fronts ensemble?

Oh my! I've gone all woozy at the thought.

It may have already been suggested but I can't be bothered trailing through 4 pages of tread to find out BUT you coud always ask about doing the speed awareness course as an alternative.

You still pay £60 to go on the course but you don't get the 3 points on your licence.

It's worth making enquiries.

or just not speed in the first place.

*runs for cover*

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Originally posted by Barolo:
It may have already been suggested but I can't be bothered trailing through 4 pages of tread to find out BUT you coud always ask about doing the speed awareness course as an alternative.

You still pay £60 to go on the course but you don't get the 3 points on your licence.

It's worth making enquiries.

I think you have to hit a certain milegae. For example my hubby was driving down a 30mph zone, an old boy was creeping along the road, he overtook JUST where speed camera was, think he was doing 35-36mph and he was sent a fine for 60 plus 3 points.

But he was offered the course cos it was his first offence and because of the mileage that was caught on camera, he was told any faster and he wouldn't have been offered it.

He loved the course btw, he said it was really good.

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Originally posted by Growlybear:
Couldn't you have offered him a BJ? He might have let you off.

How RUDE. I'm not that type of slapper

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Originally posted by Barolo:
It may have already been suggested but I can't be bothered trailing through 4 pages of tread to find out BUT you coud always ask about doing the speed awareness course as an alternative.

You still pay £60 to go on the course but you don't get the 3 points on your licence.

It's worth making enquiries.

Asked scary police man that today and he said it wasn't an option I've got a producer though so I'll see if my local lot can sweet talk the Yorkshire lot. Thing is I'd have to go back to bloody Leeds to do it

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Stick to 85mph or less on motorways, which is probably 77-80mph given the speedo under-reading of ~10% or so. The police don't usually bother at that

Now you see this is where the problem lies, my maths is a bit shit But I'll bear that in mind, thanks Deej. Really annoyed me having to stay around 80 on the way back and took AGES

This makes me so angry, maybe if you had lost a brother to a speeding vehicle you wouldn't feel so 'put out'.

p.s. the man that killed my brother didn't get to his meeting on time.

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
This makes me so angry, maybe if you had lost a brother to a speeding vehicle you wouldn't feel so 'put out'.

p.s. the man that killed my brother didn't get to his meeting on time.

I agree, there's a speed limit for a reason.
Sorry about your brother.

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Originally posted by Karma_:

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Stick to 85mph or less on motorways, which is probably 77-80mph given the speedo under-reading of ~10% or so. The police don't usually bother at that

Now you see this is where the problem lies, my maths is a bit shit But I'll bear that in mind, thanks Deej. Really annoyed me having to stay around 80 on the way back and took AGES

Ah, that's just a perception. If you drive at a steady 80mph and you have 100 miles to cover then it takes 1 hour 15 minutes. If you drive at 90mph then the same journey takes 1 hour 7 minutes. At 80mph, you can relax in the inside lane, with an empty safety lane on the left, skirting trucks to keep you busy and forgetting about the police. If you drive at 90mph then you'll be in the outside lane, speeding up and slowing down, watching for last minute over-taking, keeping your eye out for police, and having road warriors driving inches off your back bumper. To save just 8 minutes.

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Originally posted by Cerberus:

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
This makes me so angry, maybe if you had lost a brother to a speeding vehicle you wouldn't feel so 'put out'.

p.s. the man that killed my brother didn't get to his meeting on time.

I agree, there's a speed limit for a reason.
Sorry about your brother.

Thank you Cerberus

If they book you for doing 90 its a disqualification and psooible a lot more than £60.
The rule is you are allowed 10% plus 2 MPH, so in a 70 zone they will allow 79.

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
had one just out of short trousers call me sonny. I laughed and said i'm old enough to be your father.

I had a policeman call me 'sonny' a year or so back, when I was sat by the side of the road on my Enfield, minding my own business and 'aving a fag....

He did apologise...after I flashed my cleavage licence at him.

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Originally posted by Sarum:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
had one just out of short trousers call me sonny. I laughed and said i'm old enough to be your father.

I had a policeman call me 'sonny' a year or so back, when I was sat by the side of the road on my Enfield, minding my own business and 'aving a fag....

He did apologise...after I flashed my cleavage licence at him.

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
This makes me so angry, maybe if you had lost a brother to a speeding vehicle you wouldn't feel so 'put out'.

p.s. the man that killed my brother didn't get to his meeting on time.

I'm sorry it's upset you, however I was on a clear road with no other cars around me. If it was a built up area or residential road where I was a clear risk to other motorists or pedestrians then I can understand. But I wasn't.