They aren't even the same shape
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LOL Super! Soz, got nowt to say, it's you lot egging me on
If it makes you feel any better I do have a friend who slept with a guy who had been previously married for 15+ years who made a genuine mistake as to which orifice he was aiming for!
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who made a genuine mistake as to which orifice he was aiming for!
Oops....did he "find" her ear? 
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If it makes you feel any better I do have a friend who slept with a guy who had been previously married for 15+ years who made a genuine mistake as to which orifice he was aiming for!
He headed for the wrong un?
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Mistaken two fingers for an erect penis?
I know!!! .... what a bloody joke 
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He had been penetrating her bellybutton and they though that was how to have sex....
Awwwwwww, bless
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If it makes you feel any better I do have a friend who slept with a guy who had been previously married for 15+ years who made a genuine mistake as to which orifice he was aiming for! He headed for the wrong un?
If he was gay, there would only be one surely. 
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If it makes you feel any better I do have a friend who slept with a guy who had been previously married for 15+ years who made a genuine mistake as to which orifice he was aiming for!
Ok, *apologises for my behaviour tonight* I've just had a shit of a week workwise and am trying to forget about things untill Monday 
She's just been asked on BM how she could mistake two fingers for a penis.
She's stormed off.
But HOW can anyone mistake one for the other? And also, wouldn't you be a bit disappointed?
She's stormed off.
But HOW can anyone mistake one for the other? And also, wouldn't you be a bit disappointed?
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Ok, *apologises for my behaviour tonight* I've just had a shit of a week workwise and am trying to forget about things untill Monday
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She's just been asked on BM how she could mistake two fingers for a penis. She's stormed off.
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Haven't seen you do/say anything wrong
Oh, thank gawd, Ta.
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Haven't seen you do/say anything wrong
PS...neither have I, Onetoo.
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Haven't seen you do/say anything wrong
Oh, thank gawd, Ta.
Leave that to me Oh, thank gawd, Ta.
Ah well at least Macowsi is facing the flak ,which is more than Nadia is
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Leave that to me
Fight ya for it
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Leave that to me
If you post another fluffy wuffy cuddly that you want your fella to buy you then I might keeeel you
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But HOW can anyone mistake one for the other? And also, wouldn't you be a bit disappointed?
Depends on what you've become accustomed too, I suppose. She obviously hasn't been with impressive men 
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If you post another fluffy wuffy cuddly that you want your fella to buy you then I might keeeel you
*I swear not to take you thread over again* .....aww but you got to love them The fluffy wuffy's i mean.
I know i know i forgot where i was.. were you spying?
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If it makes you feel any better I do have a friend who slept with a guy who had been previously married for 15+ years who made a genuine mistake as to which orifice he was aiming for!
Hahahahaaaaaaaa That happened to me too 
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Depends on what you've become accustomed too, I suppose. She obviously hasn't been with impressive men
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I know i know i forgot where i was..
Oh, do you do that too?
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*Looks at Mr L* Thank goodness for big mercies.
Oh , do you do that too?
yeh
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*I swear not to take you thread over again* .....aww but you got to love them The fluffy wuffy's i mean. I know i know i forgot where i was.. were you spying?
Ha Ha , like I gave a bugger about the thread BUT ya gotta admit that onlookers might have thought get a bloody room! .......Anyways dya think that Brian has the patience of a saint?
I keep seeing the title of this thread.. Anyone here? as Anyone here?? I thought Super thought the forum was dead.
*I have the giggles*
*I have the giggles*
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I keep seeing the title of this thread.. Anyone here? as Anyone here?? I thought Super thought the forum was dead. *I have the giggles*
So do I 
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who made a genuine mistake as to which orifice he was aiming for!
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....Anyways dya think that Brian has the patience of a saint?Rofl 3d
I preffered Patience of a Sloth hahahahaaa I must look that thread up again
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THAT old chestnut
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Anyone here? as Anyone here?? I thought Super thought the forum was dead.
Many a true word, many a true word
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She obviously hasn't been with impressive men
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I don't know whether to laugh at her or cry for her.
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I don't know whether to laugh at her or cry for her.
Well considering she turned to prostitution after BB I can only presume she didn't have much custom if she still couldn't tell the difference 
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It's gotta be cry
Trust you to be kind and nice. My mum always said "You get what you deserve".....
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THAT old chestnut!
No, truly, we have discussed this at length, he really, really did get them muddled....okay so you want convincing? Imagine a stocky, muscular, good looking guy and about a years build up in a work environment, (not the easiest of situs!) several visits to romantic/ historical locations. pointing out the wildlife and the literary connections, him writing and quoting poetry etc.etc.etc. Sooo on their first night of luuurve,did he put it in the wrong place, OH YES HE DID!
What a lovely tale!
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Trust you to be kind and nice. My mum always said "You get what you deserve".....
Maybe she was told take what you can get,