Can't say I have

So not gonna involve myself in this fred  

 I've had plenty of Doctors fingers up my bum over the years.At least,i think it was their fingers?.....

No.  Hi Goury.

How quick was she to accept his explanation though? The lying buga knew all along..and she got political asylum on the back of it!

 Evening Cologne.Hope you are ok.
Glad The Makosi is gone.Hopefully the evil one Nadia will be right behind her.

Wouldn't it feel like a teeny tiny willy?,incomparable no?

Seem to remember she said that he was v well endowed Lee....she's a liar liar pants on fire!  Oh and on BBLB her friend said that she dealt with the Anfonee situation in a v 'professional' manner..interesting?

ha ha ha

Supes imo she is talking out of her butt,I can't see how she could have genuinely made that finger mistake,a virgin yes, anyone else no.

I'd rather see Ulrika out, but I'm sure she wont. The programme makers always seem to be the first out.

LOL, remember that she said that she was a virgin in BB6!

 True.But i've made an exception for Nadia.I can't stand her.And she got me a temp ban from DS As well.It's all her fault!.

That's what I thought

Now she has a drive-in gynaecologist

Oh gawd,the porkies seem to be on constant drip from her mouth.

No where else.

A finger of fudge.

She'll be lucky.

*Abso bloody lutely doesn't take part in this thread*

My scoutmaster once asked me to hold his finger in the dark on an outward bound course.  Though looking back...

Still, got me badge. 

haha I did for you. <Tries to blush.

i'm going to backtrack here! She was, what, 16? when Mugabe's cousin was shagging her. Maybe desperate times seek desperate measures?

Not as such, no.

 That's nothing.Mine asked me to play with his woggle....
Then he showed me how to do a sheep shank.

OMG anyone cringe with total embarrassment when they conversation was taking place.

 

 The full set I'll bet.

What badge do you get for that?

I was watching the show on BBC3 Bizarre ER and the doctor was telling some of the most bizarre cases he'd ever encountered. One was a couple who had been together since they were 12 or 13 and were not about 26 and married, and they told the doctor they had been trying to get pregnant for about 2 years and no luck and got a fertility test. So anyway, tests came back clear and they couldn't figure out what had happened, anyway it turns out that they had never had sex education and they taught them selves, so to speak...anyway. He had been penetrating her bellybutton and they though that was how to have sex....lol

The Willy Wonka one

 The badge has a hole with a rope going into it.I guess it signifies the glory of the hole.

SPILL one too

But But,,, is it not human/animal nature to just know these things..... She must have had an inny is all i can say  

Oooooh! that's where you have to be carefull I guess

Would you like to elaborate GJ?

LOL Super! Soz, got nowt to say, it's you lot egging me on

In the context of this thread I think that could have been phrased slightly differently. 

BTW, Pam (If you want to) it's easier to type

Yes! I have never confused two, three, or even four fingers with a penis of any particular state. Though to be fair I tend to be within the operating sector.