Even later than madame ... what a fabulous game that was

Caught the men's final

Wawrinka was excellent and I was soooo pleased for him

Hurrah!  Stan's through

 

Hewitt's lost his final match at Wimbledon, though.  Put up a good fight in the final set but it wasn't to be.

Well done Heather Watson, through to the second round

I'm selling my tennis racket

 

No strings attached

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Tennish

I'm selling another tennis racquet.

 

First come, first served

Went to a restaurant in Wimbledon once. Great service and juice

Try and come up with some better ones......hope that helps  

YOU try !!

 

The nerve !!! 

 

Ok ,,,   I once waited at the bar for three hours for my pint. That must be a Guinness world record.

 Oh Sainty! Your jokes ^^ were worse than Cliff Richard singing on Centre Court! 

Like this . . .

 

I like to gouge out Mr. Potato Head's eyes, and shove them up my bottom.

I'm a playdoh-masochist

I'm really into S&M but unfortunately I'm also dyslexic, so when I wandered into what I thought was my local bondage venue all I got was a load of posh Middle Aged ladies buying ready meals and lightweight linen khakis.

*Takes a bow*

 

And now back to tennis

I love Wimbledon and hope to go one day

 Ooh you are awful...but I like you 

Loved Dick Emery so much better than Stanley Baxter

 

But no one can beat my hero ... Brian Cant

I hope this is nothing to do with the Mafia protection racquets

He was da man!!!!   Plawaway was ace and he was my favourite.  

  Groannnn... don't you start El Loro!! 

I didn't want Saint landing up in the Centreal Criminal Court

 

Wimbledon Today, the daily round up of the day's tennis on BBC2.  Where to start?  Firstly the title of the show, (which I can't even bring myself to type) they seem to think it was a good idea to use the numerical 2 instead of 'To' day.  Then they've ousted John Inverdale in favour of, yes, you've guessed it, Clare Balding.  Someone must have thought that she wasn't on the telly and/or wireless enough. Then it just goes from bad to worse.

 

I'm all for defending Auntie Beeb against her detractors but what was the old girl thinking of here?

 

The whole thing is ghastly, just ghastly

You are not alone:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...tary-series-W1A.html

 

Pleased it's not just me.  The programme was fine as it was, in my opinion, it didn't need to change.  

 

Bring back John Inverdale!

Thousands evacuated from Wimbledon after fire breaks out on Centre Court

 

well that tells us a lot

On Radio 4 Today's programme this morning:

 

TBF inverdale's days were numbered after his use of the C*** word and various sexist incidents.
Doesn't worry me but a lot of people were offended.
The BBC's natural enemies are obviously going to use anything as a stick to beat the Beeb. If he had stayed it wouldn't be right either.

Tennis fans should think themselves lucky that the Beeb clog up two perfectly decent channels with hours and hours of this dreary sport.

"Have you seen the box, David? Tennis on both channels. No Pointless. I'm having to watch the bloody chase!"

(My mum)

Yes, I heard that, El Loro!

 Best of luck to Heather Watson, as we say up here in Scotchland ....gon yersel hen !!     

 

 

Come on Heather!!!

   

Broke her serve. 

 

Come on Heather! 

Wow!

Yes!  Keep going Heather!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fab match !!!! Come on Heather !!!!!!!