Heheheh! Blogs are looking more like my spam filter contents every day

I wonder just how many variations on a theme one can get?

Truth.. facts.. what next

Trufax about penis enlargement!

FACT!!!!!11

I like the " male enhancement product" one.

How to enlarge penis using penis pills????

Are they shaped like Penis', made from them or taste like them....

WE NEED TO KNOW

But why's there an Everton manager in amongst the big willies?

Dickhead???

I've often wondered, with penis enlargements, do fellas still get feeling all the way through like or is it a bit numb?

I have NEVER wondered about that, ever.  *peers into Karma's brain*

I worry myself sometimes Leccy I really do

ann summers has a sale on

Daughter & I are cackling like a pair of banshees at this!

So... are the links safe to click on then?

Are they having a January Sale?

Do they do vouchers?

(Quote) "No doubt the best penis exercises safe and inexpensive method of penis enlargement. These exercises are called jelqs and similar to the milking motion"

Jelq? That's not the word I've heard used to describe those "exercises"....


(Dammit....I'm in a thread about willies...again....)

hahahaha!

exercises similar to the milking motion....

What d'ya reckon Tesco's bring out their own blue and red striped value version

LOL  Sarum..... great minds pick out the same sentences!

Oh gawd!
Hahahaha

That would explain soooo much!

And I bet Lidl will do their own 49p version too

well all that tugging, stretching, yanking & milking has gotta desensitise it a bit ain't it?  

Will need to slap it with a cricket bat to get it going after all that!

We don't want reductions!

*Crosses legs and winces*

S'ok Moonie.... I give it a good ten mins to sort it out before resorting to such harshness!

Ah, the sound of leather on willow!

every little helps

Hey, you speak for yourself, lady...

ouch...

Every little yelps!

Sarum

Phew....*mops brow* 

Ooh, there's one for increased semen volume now!

*** tries to think of the benefits of bigger wet patch *** 

Making him sleep in it?

I often get junk e-mails for penis enlargement.

Oh don't worry about it... or take it personally Yogi... everyone gets them... they used to be the most common spam/junk mail... though I reckon this is  now being outnumbered by the number of so called Bank Requests. 

My Dad was v funny though... about two years after we set him on email... he finally mumbled something about someone was targetting him on the net... my bro & I rushed round to see what he meant.... he had saved (unopened) thousands & thousands of penis enlargement emails.... in a folder he'd called "What do they want from me?"

Oh my brother and I laughed til tears ran down our faces....  he thought these emails had been specifically written for him!

Poor man.
 When I told my husband I kept getting these stupid e-mails, he said "they obviously don't know I have size 11 feet".