Are you related to Roxi? The construction of your sentences really reminds me of her.
In answer to your question, NO.
From what we've seen it's the blokes with multiple beer bellies who've got more chance with Kris.quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:quote:Originally posted by jennywren:quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
I think you some of you will change your minds, some of you are just jealous or bitter though.
Why should we be jealous of half a brain cell with curls on top?
Some of you are blokes probably with multiple beer bellies and some are females who know they would never have a chance with top totty like Kris.
quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:quote:Originally posted by jennywren:quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
I think you some of you will change your minds, some of you are just jealous or bitter though.
Why should we be jealous of half a brain cell with curls on top?
Some of you are blokes probably with multiple beer bellies and some are females who know they would never have a chance with top totty like Kris.
I've been married to Top Totty for 31 years. Kris is far too girly for me!
i would rather spend time with a bag of spanners 
quote:Some of you are blokes probably with multiple beer bellies and some are females who know they would never have a chance with top totty like Kris.
The other 99% are just great judges of character.
quote:i would rather spend time with a bag of spanners
Spanners are much more useful and better conversationalists than Kris.
quote:Originally posted by jennywren:quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:quote:Originally posted by jennywren:quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
I think you some of you will change your minds, some of you are just jealous or bitter though.
Why should we be jealous of half a brain cell with curls on top?
Some of you are blokes probably with multiple beer bellies and some are females who know they would never have a chance with top totty like Kris.
I've been married to Top Totty for 31 years. Kris is far too girly for me!
jennywren i agree he is a big girls blouse,a bit wet if you ask me ,i have been married 32yrs,and kris is def girly
quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
Hooray the first Kris fan on the forum
you are brave
unless this is a wind up
*puts fingers in ears *
I think it is. Come on, one of you is using another alias are'nt you? Own up!
No
Never in a million years,a total bore,no personality,nothing,a waste of a good housemate is Kris!
quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
Never in a million years,a total bore,no personality,nothing,a waste of a good housemate is Kris!
He has a lovely playful personality, it is just being supressed by Halfwit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpxfF9Wu5nk
he is an UTTER WANKER, he reminds me of an explosion in a matress factory,
he is the world first surviving brain transplant donor,
he is the world first surviving brain transplant donor,
quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
He's gorgeous and funny, I just wish Halfwit would stop trying to make him look bad which is obviously his gameplan.
You cannot be serious!!
quote:Originally posted by amelie:quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
He's gorgeous and funny, I just wish Halfwit would stop trying to make him look bad which is obviously his gameplan.
You cannot be serious!!
John Macenroe here on the forum, who would have thought
I am warming,....warming up me chainsaw, 
quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:quote:Originally posted by jennywren:quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:
I think you some of you will change your minds, some of you are just jealous or bitter though.
Why should we be jealous of half a brain cell with curls on top?
Some of you are blokes probably with multiple beer bellies and some are females who know they would never have a chance with top totty like Kris.
Yes you are quite right, as a female , l know l will never have a chance with Kris. Because my name is not CHARLIE.
quote:Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
Never in a million years,a total bore,no personality,nothing,a waste of a good housemate is Kris!
He has a lovely playful personality, it is just being supressed by Halfwit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpxfF9Wu5nk
If there was personality to suppress that is
All i've seen from Kris is horrible behaviour towards Freddie,a faux-mance with Sophie and a bro-mance with Charlie,all not very entertaining,he bores me to tears!
l know l will never have a chance with Kris. Because my name is not CHARLIE
the name nipple twister has just brought tears to my eyes 
Sorry, but I really don't like Kris at all but welcome to the forum, anyway!
I really can't tell if you're serious or not OP. 
If yes then welcome to the forum but Kris is a bellend of the highest order.
If yes then welcome to the forum but Kris is a bellend of the highest order.
quote:Originally posted by Comrade Ogilvy:
I really can't tell if you're serious or not OP.
If yes then welcome to the forum but Kris is a bellend of the highest order.
Hello comrade
personally me, it's tumbleweed
I havent warmed to any of them with the exception of Rodrigo I do like him
quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
I havent warmed to any of them with the exception of Rodrigo I do like him
I fing the guy loathesome 
Even Heat magazine has gone off him.
http://www.heatworld.com/Artic...cially-OVER!#votebox
http://www.heatworld.com/Artic...cially-OVER!#votebox
not yet but another 10 minutes this bon fire should be hot enough 
quote:Originally posted by Essex Angel:
Even Heat magazine has gone off him.
http://www.heatworld.com/Artic...cially-OVER!#votebox
Oh that's him doomed then - great