Ducky, don't laugh, you just know you are going to try warming up the bed with the hairdryer.

SORRY??  CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE HAIRDRYER CINDS!

Do you have a duck down duvet Ducky?

kinda like sleeping under a blanket of your friends hair!

Try saying that when you're pissed

I have tried saying it over and over again just now....

I sound like Rolf Harris for some reason!

OH friggin heck my worst nightmare ever!

PARDON!

*stops snipping the families hair, the dogs hair, random peoples hair.... and disposes of saved cuttings*

*orders bunch of flowers for Cind's xmas pressie*

This seems a bit sensible after all the creative answers you've had, but I've just ordered three pots of stuff that look like that silly putty.

You gouge it into all the nooks and crannies of the keyboard, and then peel it off.......it's bloody marvellous.

£7.99 from* I want one of these.com*  

like expensive blu-tak then Stoory?  

Better than blu-tak...........It changes colour when it's done.

I'm a sucker for a gimmick.

aahh.... colour changes!!



(I am a sucker too Stoory.... all the time I am taking the piss, I am secretly thinking "Oooh... I want some of that" )

Me too!

Actually it would make a grear christmas present for my son! (then I could have  a play too!)

It works on mobile phone keypads too, and,and........it's anti bacterial...........


I'm a great mum

ooooh oooooh ooooh!

Now I really want some!

I've bookmarked the website already.

I'm going on a posh blue tac spending spree tomorrow!

that website sells the cool spider catchers too Ducky!

They are fun... they make you wish for spiders.... or other stuff.   Ickle caught a daddy long legs in hers last night!

I would NEVER. I hate hair that is not attached to a person, even my own.  I puke, puke and puke again.

  oh dear!

You'd have freaked out if you had dried your face on Mr Ditty's towel (which he had 'accidentally' left on the bathroom towel rail)....

I looked in the mirror afterwards and though I had suddenly sprouted all over face hair...... it was his chest hairs from the towel

I clean mine with a soft blusher brush then I use screen wipes also on the keyboard 

I've been browsing and LOOK! 

OMG I WANT ONE OF THESE!

hahaha!

You love bubble wrap then Ducks!

Oh yes!

So does my mum....... I know what she's getting for christmas

♫"Well, I went to an animal's pop party, what a funny looking crowd was there.

There was one weird wallaby wobbling woefully,
Wouldn't wanna walk that way!

Two tired tigers tattered and torn,
Turned tail and tottered away.

Three little threadbare thrushes (awwww),
Thrilled that they werent't thrown out!

Four fat frogs found floating in a fountain,
Feeding all their faces full of fairy (candy) floss.

Five fine fighting flies flying in formation,
Fearing neither fish nor fowl. ♫

etc., etc., etc.........

I've got a dress that is 5% rabbit hair.

You can buy tins of compressed air-- ideal for blowing out dirt etc from keyboards/drives/fan housings.

Believe it or not I've washed many a keyboard in a bowl of warm soapy water, as long as you leave them to thoroughly dry, it doesn't do them any damage.

I only ever change my keyboard when the letters start disappearing or in fact if I happen to spill wine on them, which has happened once or twice

Wow! loads of very helpful advice here, thanks guys!!

I thought I did a good job last night, but in the daylight its not so good!  The comp is by a window and its showing all the bits i missed!! 

I really should do it  more often!

Does anyone know if its safe to take a couple of keys off at a time?  I used to work in a computer centre and we used to do that at least once a month but that was in the late 70's early 80's  these new keyboards might not be suitable for that.. The last keyboard we had i did take the space bar off but it was never the same, but i could've just put it on wrong..what do you think??