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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


yeah i did q.got an interview and they made me feel an inch high cos i had no qualifactions.despite me telling them that on my application..

apparently i was 'the right sort of person.just had no qualifications'.....

and thanks for saying that you think i'd be good at it... xxxx....

Arses!


Try another school?xxx

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


nah....all the one's round here you have to have qualifications and nvq's and stuff so i'm scuppered......

i like my job though.and i'm still working with kids to a degree so it's all good...

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


nah....all the one's round here you have to have qualifications and nvq's and stuff so i'm scuppered......

i like my job though.and i'm still working with kids to a degree so it's all good...

Crikey I could never work in your area...

You couldn't get a job at your place....cos we don't even have a kitchen.

And am pleased you like your job....and kids love lovely dinner ladies, I know I did. Mind you one of mine was my next door neighbour and the biatch always made me eat my peas!

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

i'm not a dinner lady....i'm a kitchen assistant..... .i do all the rolls,baguettes,pitta breads,wraps,salads,pasta pots etc etc.....

then torture the kids with my singing at break and lunch.i have my own 'possee' ...

it's all posh now and our dinner ladies are called 'dining room assistants'....

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

i'm not a dinner lady....i'm a kitchen assistant..... .i do all the rolls,baguettes,pitta breads,wraps,salads,pasta pots etc etc.....

then torture the kids with my singing at break and lunch.i have my own 'possee' ...

it's all posh now and our dinner ladies are called 'dining room assistants'....

Yes yes, I didn't mean you were a dinner lady.

I knew you did the food and didn't supervise them - I just worded it wrong

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


.i shall let you off.only cos it's you though....

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


.i shall let you off.only cos it's you though....

*Phew*



ps I was looking at your FB the other day...finally got to see you!

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

not near bedtime i hope.it'd give yer nightmares.....

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

not near bedtime i hope.it'd give yer nightmares.....

No you stupid cow...it was lovely, you have such a cheeky face.

Your daughters are beautiful.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


a cheeky face?!!!..i like that!!!!


and fanks for the compliment on the spongettes....i of course think they're gawjuss and lubberly too!!!...

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


a cheeky face?!!!..i like that!!!!


and fanks for the compliment on the spongettes....i of course think they're gawjuss and lubberly too!!!...

Cheeky and mischievous with a twinkle in your eye, the sort of face I like. I only recognised you cos of your Buds!

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Originally posted by MysTerry:
Can I just say to any TA's or Teachers, ...please take care of my kiddies whilst they are away from me.. they are very precious to me.

that's just in case 'someone' here might be at my kiddies school..

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
Don't you have to have specific qualifications?

Not for a teacher assistant. It's all about whether you have the right personality traits they want, well it was in my case.

And a clean CRB.

Plus my kids are/were at the school so have known the place for a few years.

When I applied I was jumped upon by the assistant head....she said you took your time to apply. We've been watching you for a year!

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Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:


I'd like to do that, do you get in contact with a local school or the local LEA, I have the required clean enhanced CRB

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by MysTerry:
Can I just say to any TA's or Teachers, ...please take care of my kiddies whilst they are away from me.. they are very precious to me.

that's just in case 'someone' here might be at my kiddies school..

Which county are you in?

And am always lovely to lovely kids and I ignore horrible ones.

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

Am right innit.

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:


I'd like to do that, do you get in contact with a local school or the local LEA, I have the required clean enhanced CRB

As far as I know, you get in contact with the school.

For jobs in our area it's Bucks County Council vacancies...perhaps Google the same but change your county.

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Originally posted by TomBennett:
I'm back at college on the 7th

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Originally posted by MysTerry:



I'm certain you'd be lovely to mine then.

Buckinghamshire...and my 3 are the best kiddies ever so much so, I don't want them to go back to school, I love having them at home.

Seriously though, I have so much respect for TA's and Teachers. Our school is only a little village one and all the children (apart from one child) are lovely

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Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:

Hmm will check out our local council's website and a couple of the local schools as well, theres a juniors literally down the road from me.

What exactly do you do, if you don't mind me asking?

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

erm yes.....apart from the pics where i was dressed as hilda ogden....fink i had fosters then!!!!

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
You're in Bucks to...wow.

Definitely not our school then...shame, I love lovely kids

Don't worry, we break up again in 6 weeks time...whoooop!

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:

Hmm will check out our local council's website and a couple of the local schools as well, theres a juniors literally down the road from me.

What exactly do you do, if you don't mind me asking?

Yes do that.

What don't we do more to the point.

I was in yr 6...

Basically we have the weak readers on a daily basis.

Have our own group of kids in core lessons, such as Maths, Literacy and Science.

I had my own groups 3 afternoons for booster Maths.

Do displays in the classroom.

Do EVRYTHING in a production from costumes to creating backgrounds for them.

And loadsssss more.

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Originally posted by PinkBabe1966:


Sounds great, will definitely follow up on that. thanks for the infomation.

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
Well?

I am looking forward to it funnily enough.

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Originally posted by rosgirl:
I am training day - I am in a comprehensive - our TA'S or LSA'S go back wednesday
Must be honest - it will be nice to have a routine again

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Originally posted by figtree:

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
Well?

I am looking forward to it funnily enough.

I thought you were a teacher Queenie! Good luck!

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Originally posted by fz:
Our school doesnt go back until the 8th....you had me panciking then, I had to look at the calendar and everything, thought I had miscalculated....I like the lie ins!

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by fz:
Our school doesnt go back until the 8th....you had me panciking then, I had to look at the calendar and everything, thought I had miscalculated....I like the lie ins!

Love my job but will miss my lie ins.

I hate waking up early.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

that's what i'm not looking forward too......that 6:30am call....

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

that's what i'm not looking forward too......that 6:30am call....

Mine's 6.45am if I get a lift and 6.30am if not.

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
Well?

I am looking forward to it funnily enough.

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
And there's also loads of photocopying...you and the photocopier will become best buddies.

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Originally posted by Cariad:

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
Well?

I am looking forward to it funnily enough.

On Tuesday?

They're keen your way aren't they?

My bestie is a primary school teacher and is whinging about going back on Thursday after her 6 weeks off have really "flown by"". **drums fingers and growls**

My two aren't back for another week.