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I have never had a poo in anyone else's house since the day after I got married. Bloody Italian "silent flush" system that I couldn't work, and it broke. Oh, the shame of being a houseguest and the host howking your poo out of their toilet. Blush

And I'm not going to relate the story of the school holiday, the poo, the toilet, the bidet, the tablespoon and Majorca...
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
When I was at my secondary school a convent, we had a chapel, where we were supposed to visit every lunchtime, there were the 14 stations of the cross that you said a prayer at, I used to count to 50 before each one instead. Ninja


On a similar theme, when I was an altar girl when I was about 11/12 me and the other altar girls/boys used to scoff all the hosts from the box they were packaged in when we were in the vestry before mass.

The priest caught us at it once and we weren't allowed to take communion that day. Blush
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Originally posted by jennywren:
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
When I was at my secondary school a convent, we had a chapel, where we were supposed to visit every lunchtime, there were the 14 stations of the cross that you said a prayer at, I used to count to 50 before each one instead. Ninja


It's easier to say a Hail Mary.

I used to say a Hail Mary when I was grinding coffee (as a child). My mother told me that was just the right amount of time for the coffee to have the proper consistency. Big Grin
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Originally posted by jennywren:
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
When I was at my secondary school a convent, we had a chapel, where we were supposed to visit every lunchtime, there were the 14 stations of the cross that you said a prayer at, I used to count to 50 before each one instead. Ninja


It's easier to say a Hail Mary.


I was a rebel without a cause, same as Freddie. Ninja
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Originally posted by Pip*:
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
Pip* Philli, I've been hoping to bump into you, I posted a thread ages ago asking where you were. I missed your Love Bus. How you doing darling? Hug

Hug I'm gooood, and yourself?
The girls there would be counting to 50 anyways, I doubt they even know what a Hail Mary is Laugh


How Many St Angela's virgins could you fit in a phone box and still have room for a party? Laugh
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Originally posted by Pip*:
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

How Many St Angela's virgins could you fit in a phone box and still have room for a party? Laugh

Laugh Laugh Ohhhh dear, I saw a few on their last day of school, the Catholic Schoolgirl dream was very much alive for the poor old bus driver Big Grin


On a sadder note Pip* you got ripped to pieces on the c4 forum one night, then you disappeared.
It won't happen here sweetheart. Wink
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Originally posted by Pip*:
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

On a sadder note Pip* you got ripped to pieces on the c4 forum one night, then you disappeared.
It won't happen here sweetheart. Wink

I really hope it doesn't! Nahh, the vibe here is a lot better, the insomnia that comes with being on a forum all the time has returned though Roll Eyes


Bit of jealousy I thought, because you are a beautiful young lady. Big Grin
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