Oh dear. I like them.

I'll just leave quietly, sorry, as you were.

*plumps cushions*

Me too...... *squishes in next to Rexi on the cushions*

No likers on this thread only haters . Me and you against the world Cos 

I absolutely detest the smaller one....Dec? He gets right up my nose - funny he is not.

Ant however, i can just about cope with.

Sadly, he probably wouldn't survive on his own.

Ha. So we have to take sides. Let's Get Ready To Rhumble

Awww...I know it goes against the grain but I like them 

They are soooo funny together. The programmes they present aren't that funny but they are 

I actually think they're suited for IACGMOOH.  It's a bit of cue card reading and the occasional point and laugh at a Zeleb trying to do a task.  All in all, they get through the job.  It could be worse - it could be on the Beeb and fronted by Toss and Ferne Bliddy Cotton.

But they lied to me and I cannot forgive them for that.

I nearly warmed to Miss Stocking Woman but she only hates half of them and now even Cosmo has let me down with her feeble disclaimers 

Very well. So be it. I shall hate them alone 

I like them so there

Will someone please ask Cos what they lied to her about?

I'm guessing she's only just found out twonk numero uno isn't actually a bona fide ant 

Ducky - I'd like to know about the lie aswell....

Does this mean twonk numero dos isn't a bona fide christmas decoration either?

Don't tell her that we don't want to finish her off completely 

Pfft..!  You may jest about insects and baubles but that will not deflect from their poor joke telling...which I FELL FOR.  It was ALL LIES.

They are evil munchkins

I got my stereo confiscated from the concierge in my flat in Glasgow for blasting "Better watch out" by Ant and Dec 

Oh.

In that case........... Bruce Forsyth LIED TO ME!!!!

Believe me Ducky, they're all at it. 

(Hello btw )

Oh I see. You're still feeling slighted from not having got their hilarious joke about Shaun going for a pee implying he really had gone (ahahah they are so funny ). Will you take comfort in the fact that the rest of the world spotted no hilarity there either?

We just didn't think he'd gone. Left the show I mean. Oh ffs....

Those 2 should be put in a rocket and blasted to the moon. And never, ever grace my screen AGAIN

I'm keeping a close eye on that Dermot O'Leary

Hellooooo

Karma to the rescue. HURRAH! 

I've given my views on 'em elsewhere over the last few years. Alas! I am unable to repeat the material on a family forum such as this one. Etc etc. Besides it would echo the members who constantly repeat their dislike for the nation's sweetheart.

Put them on my screen then 

Go on then. Nobody's looking. The mods are all busy. Let rip 

I like 'em, and the Nation's sweetheart!

I do too

It wasn't original. One would have to be familiar with an humerous column in the top right based magazine VIZ which describes a certain candid photo type as an "ant and Dec!" I'll leave that with you.

Me too....on both accounts

As you know, I love the nation's sweetheart, though but.

Oooooooooooh what did they do? I missed IACGMOH tonight ..................I was out for my birthday dinner (cooked by my daughter and delicious) ........did I miss something?

I bloody love the Ant and Dec ............they can do no wrong IMO.!

Love the name Soozy! Best yet!

Why - thank you- it's beginning to grow on me too.

I used to love that mag. It got a bit same old way too fast for me 

They were breathing and talking. I'll forgive them the latter if they cease the former 

They all do that.

S'alright now.  Been out and got a supply of smokes so all is well in my world.
I'm glad I never got their non-joke.  It makes me speshal.

True but considering how they took the scene by storm they gave up rather quickly. Swap the freelancers round give them someone else's gig that would have revived it a bit. Same jokes same sketches every month. Great idea but nah.