Jeez...they'll never learn.
The truth?
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All resemblences to a tin-pot junta are coincidental.
Rule Britannia 
Now whats happened Velvet?
Och...it's a joke Baz how they try and tickle us 
Oh OK...
On 1 April, the new 17,000-strong single national force will replace the current eight-force structure and become the second largest force in the UK, after the Metropolitan Police in London.