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Lol, trust you to get straight to the point!
........well i like to know these things!!!..........and helloooooooooo xxxx
........well i like to know these things!!!..........and helloooooooooo xxxx
Went to a convent ,looks like that the common link with some of us .
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This thread reminds me of a bloke I knew back in school...who raved about the best sex he'd had, and it turned out it was between a pillow and a cushion on the settee....entry trouble
See, we went to the wrong sort of schools, I've heard something similar. 
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Glad I'm not the only one lol
now I'm wondering where all the watermelon seeds got to
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what did your hubby buy loads of the other week *wonders what they was used for before*
Avocados! 
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See, we went to the wrong sort of schools, I've heard something similar
We must have
I have also seen a video of teh melon secsing....the fella was proper involved...I laughed til I cried
And balloons and all 
Mario about Andrew "He takes the meaning of happy meal to new levels."
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JOSIE PEES ON THEM.
What!!!!!!....Please say you are joking.
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We must have I have also seen a video of teh melon secsing....the fella was proper involved...I laughed til I cried And balloons and al
Oh god 
Having sex with a watermelon is weird, but I can look passed it. But claiming there to be nothing wrong with sucking a dog's penis is just disturbing. Andrew is a strange one.
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what did your hubby buy loads of the other week *wonders what they was used for before* Avocados!
They are only small, i bet it was John James that used them 
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But claiming there to be nothing wrong with sucking a dog's penis is just disturbing
Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa I must have missed this as well Andrew did that? Or said it was ok to do it?Reference: Aimee
They are only small, i bet it was John James that used them
Ah well, just a bit of dust, then! 
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Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa I must have missed this as well Andrew did that? Or said it was ok to do it?
I don't think he has done it yet.
Mario said "Even if you sucked a dog's penis, I'd still be your friend", to which Andrew replied "Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it"
Oh ewwww *barf*
very disturbing maths
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It was Mario who said that Maths
Aww JC no,he's one sick bloke if that's the case.
eurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is anyone else hoping that Mario/Andrew dont share a bed tonight
Andrew does have a dry sense of humour!
i was thinking that erin, oh dear!
Hes had a beer blizzie i dont think he handles drink to well
I would be so boring if I had to play that game .
I have choked on a Fishermans Friend
I have choked on a Fishermans Friend
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Reference: Aimee They are only small, i bet it was John James that used them Ah well, just a bit of dust, then!
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I have choked on a Fishermans Friend
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But claiming there to be nothing wrong with sucking a dog's penis is just disturbing
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Went to a convent ,looks like that the common link with some of us .
Not a convent...but a pretty straight-laced girls schoolReference:
Now, we are on to McDonald apple pies!
He is a taaaaaarrrt!!!!!!11 
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lol, well I was schooled in a Convent which may account for me not hearing what boys get up to lol
Could be the term "Bible Bashing" 
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Not a convent...but a pretty straight-laced girls school
Me too.
Andrew is just a lad that loves his food.
May I ask if this was accompanied by alcohol?
And was it part of one of those "let's try to out-dare each other" games which always appear in BB?
And was it part of one of those "let's try to out-dare each other" games which always appear in BB?
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Andrew is just a lad that loves his food.
Pity he doesnt eat it
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Reference: Andrew is just a lad that loves his food.
Pity he doesnt eat it
Pity he doesnt eat it
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He has mastrubated in public.
Some bloke did that at the back of the bus once.
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Having sex with a watermelon is weird
It's not unusual for those with long sentences in prison to relieve themselves using the mattress or a watermelon. Although I can never see Andrew even getting a parking ticket let alone a prison sentence. The fellatio on a dog, erm, sounds like he's actually given it some thought Someone needs to get that boy a brass for an hour
It all sounds like the attention-seeking stuff that BB housemates often do - especially when alcohol is involved.
My question is - does this mean he cannot find willing people?
My question is - does this mean he cannot find willing people?
I'm surprised he found a willing watermelon..