Haven't seen tonights show.Has he been using it a a sex toy?.

I'm not sure I entirely believe him. He looked like he was feeling left out!

Yes, Goury.

And he warmed it in a microwave, first.

Now, we are on to McDonald apple pies!

we got mario talking about s&m and the married man,sex videos and whatever else hes done or not. and andrew says that

Mario and what he does with his "member" in public .
Why admit to that!!

Mario only has one subject to talk about and that is what he does with his nob.
Andrew will never get respect from his students now they will just rip the pee out of him over this.

its a bit wierd erin

I missed that, I was explaining about the watermelon.  What did Mario say then?

Trifle, now!

andrews done a trifle too

He has mastrubated in public.

Andrew has effed a trifle now!! 

American Pie 5 

Here in Scotland thats called exposing yourself ,you would get lifted!!

 HeHe!.He'll be getting onto the raw liver soon!.

at least andrew wont get no std's that way, hes being sensible

oh jeeez.

And how old are this lot, giggling about sex like schoolkids.

*** stops giggling ***    

Mario lives right near me...I'd never get over the trauma of witnessing Mario pulling his pud

I was in shock at what Andrew admitted  am I naieve or has anyone else never heard such things before lol

Most of this will not make the HL show ,so that leaves the two sh*ts in the BR bitching and getting their noms organised.

I heard far worse at school, warm but raw liver in a jam jar was one....

I didn't realise I'd led such a sheltered life lol

maybe I just went to school with really 'orrible boys

Neither did I

lol, well I was schooled in a Convent which may account for me not hearing what boys get up to  lol

Nor me.

andrew knobbed a trifle?.....did he eat it afterwards?..........

I never even look in those damaged goods baskets, in Supermarkets.

This thread reminds me of a bloke I knew back in school...who raved about the best sex he'd had, and it turned out it was between a pillow and a cushion on the settee....entry trouble

He climbed the fence and put the watermelon in his neighbour`s bin.

Lol, trust you to get straight to the point!

mario loves his own sex videos by sounds of it, but hes never had a pearl necklace or a tiara.
mario really loves this game.

trifle with double cream then?

IFIWAS IN THE HOUSE i WOULD NOT BE EATING ANY FRUIT AND MY TOOTHBRUSH WOULD BE WITH ME AT ALL TIMES ,JOSIE PEES ON THEM.
oops,sorry for shouting.

what did your hubby buy loads of the other week  *wonders what they was used for before*

Glad I'm not the only one lol