And the award for most miserable housemate 2010 goes to...

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SpiderMonkey

Ife.

Her sulky face, her moaning whiney voice. Lately she doesn't seem to be enjoying her BB experience anymore. Often found hidden under a quilt in the nest. She complains about the lack of tobacco. She annoys me when she says her addiction to nicotine isn't taken seriously by BB.

She doesn't seem to contribute towards the highlights storylines at all. Occasionally you will hear her throw in some negative comment which goes largely ignored. For example when Andrew was doing the spoon task, Ife complaining before he even started about the number of spoons he proposed to use. It's only a task Ife... not really a big deal. Give the guy a break he's only been there a day.

She takes things said the wrong way. Caoimhe was saying last night that she is waiting for the new housemates to approach her rather than forcing herself on them like a "lick arse". Ife then turned this comment into a huge deal, saying that Caoimhe therefore thinks most people are being lick arses in there. Caoimhe wasn't even talking to or about Ife specifically. Right now Ife is avoiding talking to anyone, since it is nominations day, lest people think she's being a lick arse. It's ridiculous.

Ife has turned into a paranoid miserable mess. She's the real rain cloud of doom.

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suzybeanMember

Oh purlease...the one time she let her wig fly off and try and have some fun, the cool kids (Shabby and Caiomhe) made her feel like a pratt! She's better off retreating to her self-help mantras to pick herself up back again.

7/12/104:10 AM

FairfaxMember

John James without a doubt

but I don't like Iffy either.

Meddlesome madam, if there's a fight, Iffys in the thick of it.

7/12/104:12 AM

DanceSetteeMember

oh come on...she has her moments, but is nothing compared to the misery of JJ and Caiomhe (aso Shabby wheln she was there)

7/12/104:13 AM

~Lee~Member

Her constant whining is headache fodder for me

7/12/104:14 AM

LiverpoollassMember

Hmmmm not sure really. I would probably have to say Keeva as all she is doing atm is bitch about everyone.

7/12/104:14 AM

Soozy WooMember

Surely it has to be Keever ....................doesn't it? She is simply joyless.

7/12/104:14 AM

SpiderMonkeyMember

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if there's a fight, Iffys in the thick of it

It's actually the one time you will see her smiling.

7/12/104:16 AM

MentalistMember

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Surely it has to be Keever ....................doesn't it? She is simply joyless.

Absolutely, her face, her body language, everything she say, everything she does screams miserable b***c

7/12/104:18 AM

DemantoidMember

Reference: suzybean

Well said!

Caoimhe would crack her face if she ever tried to smile.

7/12/104:19 AM

LiverpoollassMember

She's only smiling when she is bitching about someone.

7/12/104:20 AM

SpiderMonkeyMember

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Well I do agree that incident has effected her. In fact she still holds a lot of ill feeling towards Caoimhe which I suspect is largely in relation to the Tina Turner dance although it's true that Ife had already decided up to a week before that she would distance herself from Shabby and Caoimhe (the week Shabby and Caoimhe were both up for eviction).

I think Ife is concerned to the point of paranoia with who is popular and who is being painted as the baddies. It's why she turned her back on her two former friends. It must have really messed her up when neither of them got evicted on that Friday.

7/12/104:28 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

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Oh purlease...

7/12/104:28 AM

suzybeanMember

Rawky

7/12/104:31 AM

Cold SweatMember 10 years

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Ife turned “cringe” into a cunning piece of pre nomination manipulation – and precisely one week later she delivers a similar trick.

7/12/104:39 AM

suzybeanMember

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Ife turned “cringe” into a cunning piece of pre nomination manipulation – and precisely one week later she delivers a similar trick.

Spin on !

7/12/104:41 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

This year's misery guts has to be Keever...the woman has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Ife is only happy when she's stirring the pot, the rest of the time she's a mass of paranoia...and far too image conscious, although she needs to ditch that darn wig. Gawd knows why she's so miserable now..probs the noms, but the rest of the house don't seem to want her company much, we never see her with anyone, well not on the hls anyway

7/12/104:47 AM

Cold SweatMember 10 years

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Spin on !

The events of last Sunday night did not unfold in a straight forward or an obvious manner. A bigger picture dating back to the eviction of Sunshine needs to be given serious consideration and with it the evolving dynamic of the group that definitely shifted over the weekend.

Shabby and Caoimhe were recast as outsiders the moment Sunshine was evicted; nobody congratulated them and they were alone on the sofa shunned. Move forward to the Sunday night and long after the “cringe” comments we had a huge row between the party group and bedroom group who were still very much teams. The party group attempted to target and blame Ben but were met with fierce opposition – only then do we get Ife heading into full-blown upset mode over the earlier comments. Now because of the change in the dynamic Shabby and Caoimhe were an easier target than Ben, as they had no support.

Not only did this scenario work well for Ife – it also worked well for the producers who now had a big enough angle without exposing the volatile behaviour on that night of JJ, Steve and Corin.

7/12/104:56 AM

suzybeanMember

Cold Sweat. I'm not going in to the Nth degree with you in detail or reason. What I saw in your mate Shabby, in particular, was all together different. I saw a person doing one thing and behaving one way have the audacity to constantly pull her mike to her mouth and say on a number of occasions things like 'I'm not a bad person'...'I have temper problems'...'this is not me on the outside world'.
So either she's one or the other. If I had the time or energy to decipher the 'real' Shabby, I may one day be seeing things your way. Until then, I will exercise my right as a sentient being to dislike the contrived, pretentious Shabby that I see. Thanks

7/12/105:32 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

7/12/105:39 AM

brisketMember Memoriam

It's a close run thing between Ife and Caoimhe.
But my vote for "most miserable" would go to Ife.
I frequently get the feeling that I do not believe what she says.

7/12/105:52 AM

jacksonbMember

shabby was pretty miserable in the house, she's quite jolly now she's out, so probs a good decision, ive always liked her miserable or not.

anyways..

caoimhe has been the most miserable, but i saw her smile the other day.

so it has to be steve for me. i still haven't recovered from his leery aspect and the inane bellowing at the robot.

7/12/106:18 AM

LeccyMember

For my money the house misery is Kevin. I don't think she can find joy in anything.

7/12/106:44 AM

ikatailiMember

Gah! Ife and her navel gazing are driving me potty...lighten up...like you keep telling everyone you have.

7/12/106:45 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

For me it is close run thing between Keeva and Iffy...... but I think Keeva wins by a small margin..... cos even when she laughs, or smiles, she doesn't.... if you know what I mean

7/12/107:02 AM

kimotaMember 10 years

Keeva, although she seems to be trying hard to be fun and flirty at the moment, she just can't help getting bitchy and sour faced!

7/12/107:06 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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For me it is close run thing between Keeva and Iffy...... but I think Keeva wins by a small margin..... cos even when she laughs, or smiles, she doesn't.... if you know what I mean

bloomin heck Baz... I agree with all that!

7/12/107:39 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

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bloomin heck Baz... I agree with all that!

*now can I come of the LIST?*

7/12/107:40 AM

MentalistMember

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*now can I come of the LIST?*

'stands with Baz'

7/12/107:45 AM

DemantoidMember

Reference: Baz

For me it is close run thing between Keeva and Iffy...... but I think Keeva wins by a small margin..... cos even when she laughs, or smiles, she doesn't.... if you know what I mean

She can't do the Tyra Banks 'smile with the eyes', that's for sure!

7/12/107:45 AM

~Lee~Member

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She can't do the Tyra Banks 'smile with the eyes', that's for sure!

To me for the most part she does the feign smile for effect thing...Between that and the orgasmic ummmmms she's hard work.

7/12/107:48 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

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'stands with Baz'

WE're neve going to get off, are we Mentalist?

7/12/107:49 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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*now can I come of the LIST?*

awww Baz

7/12/107:50 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

Keeva is cosying up to Andrew at the moment... and saying that she had a rebirth in the House.....all without cracking anything even near a smile....

7/12/107:55 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

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awww Baz no

*makes point of never agreeing with Ditty ever again!*

7/12/107:56 AM

~Lee~Member

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Keeva is cosying up to Andrew at the moment... and saying that she had a rebirth in the House.....all without cracking anything even near a smile...

A rebirth?,get a paediatrician in quick,see if they can suction some of that toxicity out of her.

7/12/107:57 AM

suzybeanMember

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She can't do the Tyra Banks 'smile with the eyes', that's for sure!

Smizing

7/12/108:07 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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*makes point of never agreeing with Ditty ever again!*

lightening rarely strikes twice in the same place anyway!

7/12/108:20 AM

Former Member

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Cold Sweat. I'm not going in to the Nth degree with you in detail or reason. What I saw in your mate Shabby, in particular, was all together different. I saw a person doing one thing and behaving one way have the audacity to constantly pull her mike to her mouth and say on a number of occasions things like 'I'm not a bad person'...'I have temper problems'...'this is not me on the outside world'. So either she's one or the other. If I had the time or energy to decipher the 'real' Shabby, I may one day be seeing things your way. Until then, I will exercise my right as a sentient being to dislike the contrived, pretentious Shabby that I see. Thanks

Suzy....
This is post of the series so far!

Just absolutely spot on and wonderful in everyway! xxxx
And I agree word for word.

7/12/108:36 AM

Former Member

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Shabby and Caoimhe were recast as outsiders the moment Sunshine was evicted; nobody congratulated them and they were alone on the sofa shunned.

Well perhaps - OMG, the HMs were disappointed at the result!

7/12/108:37 AM

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