Who in their right mind let Cadburys be sold off to that useless bunch of American asset strippers? I refer to Kraft of course. Not only were they allowed to buy a company that made proper food with the promise that the factory stayed in the home of chocolate (here, in the best country in the world bar none), but having got it, they have proceeded to send the fecking factory to Poland and the jobs to the dole queue.
Our worthless political class let it happen. A company with a name for value chocolate (not that nasty bitter and slimy Swiss and Belgian muck) has been robbed by a company who think the height of cuisine is fecking cheese slices, each one in a packet separated by a slice of plastic that tastes the same and has as much nutritious value as well. What do the Americans know about cheese anyway? A country that produces some orange glop in an aerosol can and calls it cheese has no right to be selling food at all.
And if all that isn't bad enough the new owners intend to reduce the size of each bar while keeping the price the same. TWO SQUARES are being taken away.
The next thing they will be doing is sending us Hershey bars which taste like Kraft fecking slices, just not as orange.
I like Cadburys and the bigger the bar the better I like it. And I will never buy anything made by Kraft or any cheese product that comes in a squirty tin either.
*and breathe*
Our worthless political class let it happen. A company with a name for value chocolate (not that nasty bitter and slimy Swiss and Belgian muck) has been robbed by a company who think the height of cuisine is fecking cheese slices, each one in a packet separated by a slice of plastic that tastes the same and has as much nutritious value as well. What do the Americans know about cheese anyway? A country that produces some orange glop in an aerosol can and calls it cheese has no right to be selling food at all.
And if all that isn't bad enough the new owners intend to reduce the size of each bar while keeping the price the same. TWO SQUARES are being taken away.
The next thing they will be doing is sending us Hershey bars which taste like Kraft fecking slices, just not as orange.
I like Cadburys and the bigger the bar the better I like it. And I will never buy anything made by Kraft or any cheese product that comes in a squirty tin either.
*and breathe*