my first thought for a thread title was Amy's Armpit...     the obvious titles are never my first thought 

will we all have membership numbers vajazzled on?

OOOOOH!

*gets excited*

Yes...  yes we will!

*goes rummaging around for latex gloves & tweezers*

patrons will kindly depilitate (if that is actually a word) on arrival! 

A duck shaped vajazzle for me please!

you'd better pluck a few feathers out 

*slaps it on*

awwww..   pretty

"slaps it on"?

I'm not impressed with your bedside manner.

I didn't follow the suggestion by my daughter..    to superimpose that picture on a duck vag....  (I can't type that word!! )

She's screaming  "all you need is an "ina"...   Duck va...  "

Noooo, you did right Ditty. You can leave my "ina" out of this!

its for the best

I have to admit that so far, she is the best the bunch on the female side of things....if i can just get past her Jordan-esque smirk!!!

Can I have 'Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here' as my vajazzle??

Best you wax it ALL off then MrsB...   And I will have to start near your belly button!

I wasn't inferring you had a "treasure trail" there btw 

Don't get those sodding sequins anywhere near me!!

Morning All

Z.

awwwww...    

we could just do something small Z...  & tasteful! 

Enough with the 'small'

Z.

Who says I haven't already 

 still time to change it.

I like Amy up to now. 

I've never watched TOWIE but I like Amy.....I saw her on Celeb Juice and she can have a laugh and laugh at herself.

I like Amy upto now .. she looks like she could be a good laugh! 

Yay!

well done girls!!

I also feel the need to add the "up til now" bit on the end of my "I like Amy" statements...  hahahaha

once bitten & all that 

Dear God!

And to think I was mocked for supporting Bea 

*flounces, rather dramatically, out of thread*

Bea was evil... 

Amy is a bit ditsy...  but yet to show signs of being evil 

That's like saying Tara Reid was a bit off her head last night 

   well ... yes... 

Amy Childs has been attempting to bring The Only Way Is Essex to Celebrity Big Brother, giving Jedward an Essex makeover during a bedroom chat.

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/8728...rother#ixzz1VUW5gIVT

Amy then tried to teach him to say the phrase ‘come to Essex I’m a normal geezer yeh’ in an Essex accent, but wrote off his attempts for being ‘American, not Essex.’ 

Apparently giving up on full sentences, Amy and Jedward then proceeded to just shout ‘Essssiiiix’ over and over.

Aww...   this kinda makes me miss our FM Essiiiiiix!  (Essie to the rest of ya's)..    I used to shout "Esssssiiiix" at her whenever we spoke! 

Am loving the Amy!

Yay Trollop!   

Awww Amy and Jedward! My dream team

I just watched it again, and i like her a bit more. 

I think they'll be funny together 

Well I watched a clip of her and Kerry in the sauna chatting earlier....

Dumb and Dumber doesn't come close!

I'll sign you up as a fully fledged fan member then shall I Croc? 

I do quite like her but she looks too much like Katie price for my liking...and she'd be prettier if she got rid of those ridiculous lips....

So...no,,,do not sign me up....I'm just in her to slag her off.

I shall visit other places and slag them off too.

oh.. well if you're just doing the rounds...    

Same time tomorrow then?   (I'll have the kettle on) 

Right... where am I and is there anyway of stopping it?

Z.

More than likely.

I have  a week off so I am going to take my turn to spam up the forum and post shite everywhere.