lie down in a crouch ev

oh!

hahahahahahaha

http://www.vajazzling.com/vajazzling_pictures

3rd pic down 

aw sha' aahp

In a wha! 

>scarpers< back to the parlour..

not that! Parlour!

is that some one's pudenda or a burst balloon?

hahahaha

oh god...  I have to stop looking at those pictures...  its making my daughter shriek in disgust & I am cackling like an old witch! 

Dear Lord! 

and they consented to having their pic taken. 

ah sod it.. 

time to expand the business....  

We are now doing heads as well..     

13th pic down!

I think I'd pefer to be vajazzled

we've incorporated this into our vajazzle repertoire as a result of our junior staff accidently vajazzling the wrong end of some of our clients 

No wonder he looks a bit miffed

 The Dolphin one?

she could have towelled off first 

I think he thinks he looks 'ard! 

Um... just how good is the adhesive used?

Z.

oooh!   yeah... that's quite good actually.

(I am really crap at the naming thing)

its a bit shit© tbh Zaph... 

I only know this from messing around with gem tattoos with Ickle & her mates when they were younger (I hasten to add).

false nail adhesive works better (cos its basically superglue)...  but I am fairly sure its not licensed for such use...   and getting them off can be a bit of a mare 

Well..... I dunno what Ditty uses but I find Pritt Stick is the cheapest works a treat

why do you ask Z?

Got something planned?     We can do you a special heavy duty glue mix if you were wanting something a bit more hard wearing