Amy tells Jedward, Sally owns the houses of Parliament 
Originally Posted by Croctacus:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by Croctacus:
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I shall visit other places and slag them off too.
oh.. well if you're just doing the rounds... 
Same time tomorrow then? (I'll have the kettle on)
More than likely.
I have a week off so I am going to take my turn to spam up the forum and post shite everywhere.
I have a week off too...I shall watch you fertilize the forum 
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Ducky...get on the blower and have a word with the teachers where she went to school ickle will not be teaching there. I guess!!!
Don't get your disappointed face out cos Amy has said something a bit... erm... wrong..
there's gonna be a lot more of that to come..
She might not be the brightest of girls.. but she is funny as with it
That's private education for you!
I never watched TOWIE ...............................but - I'm really not warming to Amy - it's early days and all that but 
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Don't get your disappointed face out cos Amy has said something a bit... erm... wrong..
there's gonna be a lot more of that to come..
She might not be the brightest of girls.. but she is funny as with it
See...I have never watched TOWIE either and had no idea what to expect....is she really like that?
Please say 'NO' (and mean it)
Originally Posted by MrsB:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Don't get your disappointed face out cos Amy has said something a bit... erm... wrong..
there's gonna be a lot more of that to come..
She might not be the brightest of girls.. but she is funny as with it
See...I have never watched TOWIE either and had no idea what to expect....is she really like that?
Please say 'NO' (and mean it)
She's really like that
but I have never seen her be truly malicious.
I reckon we need to advertise free Vajazzles in the thread title
Amy's Vajazzle Venue?
Z.
Originally Posted by Ducky:
I reckon we need to advertise free Vajazzles in the thread title
Done
and now I have advertised it...
you best snap your latex gloves on Ducky.. & prepare to bling up the groins of the forum
When are the Vajazzle's being demonstrated ?
this is true...
we need some "models" to volunteer for staff training night.. (thats kinda what the freebie special offer is about)..
we need them to sign the rash & possible skinning waiver before the initial waxing gets done
after that though its fine... we just slap a few crystals over the scabs & the jobs a good un
You have applied for your Health and Safety Certificate I presume? After the flea infestation from the Shed next door - it would be VERY risky for your customers for you to operate without itOriginally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
When are the Vajazzle's being demonstrated ?
Lie down on the couch Ev. 
tis ok Hoochie...
we have forms our customers sign...
(they exonerate us... all waxing n vajazzling is done at the FMs own risk)
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
When are the Vajazzle's being demonstrated ?
Lie down on the couch Ev.
hahahahahahahaha
& here is Ducky... our senior Vajazzler!
shhhaaaht ahp..
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
When are the Vajazzle's being demonstrated ?
Lie down on the couch Ev.
Ducky.
I'll see how yours goes first.
I still have visions of that bit on the side presenter talking jackanory style last night about them! 
I don't think im keen.