Pritt Power Stick is ok 

ha ha ...I was just wondering how long they lasted in the normal...er rough and tumble of day to day life

Z.

can some of you lot "like" this thread please... 

*goes off cursing the 'not allowed to like your own thread rule' again*

I dunno..   I had wondered about the old knicker elastic thing..     but then assumed that perhaps those that had vajazzles that went below the knicker elastic line forgoed the wearing of knickers to preserve the vajazzle.

& now I have images of girls walking round nightclubs..  in tight dresses...   no knickers... 

leaving a trail of swarovski gems behind them as they walk 

"'scuse me love..   you seem to be loosing your vajazzle"   hahahahahahahaha

^^this is me cracking myself up 

There should be a "you're not allowed to ask people to like your thread rule"

I might delete it now that someone (persumably you) has liked it 

It's kind of a modern day Hansel and Gretel.

You could probably use an ultra violet torch and track them by the trail they leave

Z.

ooooh! now there is a good marketing ploy..  

Vajazzles are not only pretty..    but they are a tried & tested personal security method 

yeuw 

(if I am getting that right )

I really hope you're not.

Ickle reckons I am..  

she has confirmed one thing that definitely shows up in ultra violet..   

I am really hoping she knows this from watching too much CSI

Well you learn something new everyday!

Actually I've learnt two things! The fact it shows up under UV light....and the fact that Zaph knows some weird stuff.

its the man stuff that shows up... 

dunno about lady stuff 

hahahaha... 

there is a uv light on the end of the boys Dr Who sonic screwdriver...  

I am soooo taking that out with me next time I go out (that could be a while)..  

I may look like a bit of a geek..   pointing my sonic screwdriver at random people in a nightclub 

I thought you meant you were going to take it out the next time you leave the house! I was wondering what the hell people get up to down at the orchard.

well..     anyone that doesn't have a dog with them in the orchard is always a bit suss...  

& there have been teenagers going up there & drinking & STUFF recently..   

bit pointless shining the sonic screwdriver on the discarded condoms though..      kinda a given! 

Ahem! I meant that the crystal will show up better under ultraviolet light !!

Dirty minds

Z.

yeah yeah 

"av you never bin to Essix"  *blink* 

hahahahahaha

We need Zaph to put some red hair and falsh eyelashes on him >>>  

Well that is my project for tomorrow then

Z.

oooh yes.. 

we need our own Amy smiley!  

Z.

thats really good..   

(but her hair could do with being more red.. . as in red)

Fussy... give me a moment

Z.

hahahaha.. 

sorry..

thank you xx

Better?

Z.

Yes...  

THANK YOU xxxx

(I won't sign it off as perfect til the Duck has cast a critical eye over it though )

I can't stop watching her eyelashes!

This is slightly better.... extra black bit to right removed

I really should be doing work

Z.

We appreciate your attention to detail Zaph

You would make a great Vajazzler

I'd probably fail the practical

Z.

Haven't got much time for vajazzling today...  

so just giving the parlour a bump 

as you do!

Loving the new smiley 

I think we need to branch out in our designs a little.....

HAHAHAHAHA

I'd better have one of those!

The dog will think I am Hitler now..   with his new mean strict diet! 

*feels top lip for tache*

OMG!!!

Can I just clarify.. I definitely meant on my face with that last sentence!!!