Amy tells Jedward, Sally owns the houses of Parliament  

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF-bU9yXclE

 

I have a week off too...I shall watch you fertilize the forum 

 

 

 

Ducky...get on the blower and have a word with the teachers where she went to school  ickle will not be teaching there. I guess!!!

Don't get your disappointed face out cos Amy has said something a bit... erm...  wrong.. 

 

there's gonna be a lot more of that to come.. 

 

 

She might not be the brightest of girls..    but she is funny as with it 

 

That's private education for you!

I never watched TOWIE ...............................but - I'm really not warming to Amy - it's early days and all that but 

 

See...I have never watched TOWIE either and had no idea what to expect....is she really like that?

 

Please say 'NO' (and mean it) 

She's really like that 

 

but I have never seen her be truly malicious.

I reckon we need to advertise free Vajazzles in the thread title

Amy's Vajazzle Venue?

 

 

Z.

Done 

and now I have advertised it... 

 

 

you best snap your latex gloves on Ducky..  & prepare to bling up the groins of the forum 

When are the Vajazzle's being demonstrated ? 

this is true...  

 

 

we need some "models" to volunteer for staff training night..   (thats kinda what the freebie special offer is about)..  

 

we need them to sign the rash & possible skinning waiver before the initial waxing gets done 

 

after that though its fine...   we just slap a few crystals over the scabs & the jobs a good un 

You have applied for your Health and Safety Certificate I presume?  After  the flea infestation from the Shed next door - it would be VERY risky for your customers for you to operate without it

 

Lie down on the couch Ev. 

tis ok Hoochie... 

 

we have forms our customers sign...  

 

(they exonerate us...   all waxing n vajazzling is done at the FMs own risk)

hahahahahahahaha

 

& here is Ducky...  our senior Vajazzler! 

shhhaaaht ahp..

 Ducky.

 

I'll see how yours goes first.

I still have visions of that bit on the side presenter talking jackanory style last night about them!  I don't think im keen. 

lie down in a crouch ev

oh!

hahahahahahaha

 

http://www.vajazzling.com/vajazzling_pictures

 

3rd pic down 

 

aw sha' aahp

In a wha! 

 

>scarpers< back to the parlour..

 

not that! Parlour!

is that some one's pudenda or a burst balloon?

hahahaha

 

oh god...  I have to stop looking at those pictures...  its making my daughter shriek in disgust & I am cackling like an old witch! 

Dear Lord! 

 

and they consented to having their pic taken. 

ah sod it.. 

 

time to expand the business....  

 

We are now doing heads as well..     

 

 

13th pic down!

 

I think I'd pefer to be vajazzled

we've incorporated this into our vajazzle repertoire as a result of our junior staff accidently vajazzling the wrong end of some of our clients 

 

No wonder he looks a bit miffed

 The Dolphin one?

 

she could have towelled off first 

I think he thinks he looks 'ard! 

Should have called it Amy's Plucking Palace!

Um... just how good is the adhesive used?

 

 

Z.

oooh!   yeah... that's quite good actually.

 

(I am really crap at the naming thing)

its a bit shit© tbh Zaph... 

 

 

I only know this from messing around with gem tattoos with Ickle & her mates when they were younger (I hasten to add).

 

false nail adhesive works better (cos its basically superglue)...  but I am fairly sure its not licensed for such use...   and getting them off can be a bit of a mare 

Well..... I dunno what Ditty uses but I find Pritt Stick is the cheapest works a treat

why do you ask Z?

 

Got something planned?     We can do you a special heavy duty glue mix if you were wanting something a bit more hard wearing