I love it when I see babies amazed my their own hands. 

But in all honesty, the sky amazes me.  I often sit looking at the night sky, and it blows my mind that it never ends.  As humans, finite is a given, because in our world everything eventually ends.  

I'll be fecking amazed if I get back into a size 12 for June 

You will, you will.  Think positive.  

(and buy loads of senokot) 

I maybe would do the same thing..........if the curtains weren't closed 

Positive thinking on that one 

Why does the Rubettes song *Yeah I can do it* come into my mind now 

*runs to asda chemist*  

do not stop smoking...lungs are great, jeans are tight 

it amazes me how we have the technology to send men to the moon, make nuclear bombs, travel at the speed of light...but can't fight cancer 

We've come on leaps and bounds though Damesy, and one day we'll crack it 

very true Pam 

Make sure you run back home too, we don't want any 'incidents' 

Dame, two of my sisters stopped smoking a few years ago and they are massive now.  I will not be stopping smoking any time soon. Although to be fair, I don't smoke every day.

I live two floors up and somehow a little snail made its way up the side of the building and into the herb pots on the windowsill. It was like a mountaineer! Made sure it was placed safe in a nearby garden 

I'm amazed I'm still here But seriously, I am  still amazed at things like the internet, and mobile phones etc.

I'm sticking in now Cinds, its more the drink than food, but its flipping hard work...onwards and upwards! Although to be honest, I really needed to stop 

How dare it! the audacity! 

I smoke, I drink - I am amazing.  Nuff said

You need to find out where it hid the ladder

 succinct 

Did you happen to see the Daybreak interview this morning with Sally Roberts, with regards to her wanting to stop her son Neon receiving radio therapy and chemotherapy?

As a mother I cannot get my head around that, surely, anything that will potentially save your child is the way you would go.  

But also when I was watching, I said to Mr C the same as what I have just said above, but there seemed to be something about her demeanor that made me uncomfortable.

I love you!

I didn't see it Cinds..but have had an hard time getting my head around her way of thinking 

No point p*ssing about, eh?  

Good luck with the size 12 thing; you're a cracker despite what the label says

It's in the outhouse  

I intend to be fitting in my last years clothes this summer...if I have to sow me mouth up 

Back at ya, kid

And yes, anything and EVERYthing that could potentially save one of mine would be on the agenda.  I haven't got time for morals/reglious beliefs or social graces when it comes to any of my kids; their life is more important than anything.

Shit, I just got all banner waving and bolshy

PMSL! 

S*d that, I love your gob and what comes out of it (via a keyboard)

Frankly, you deserve new size 12 stuff for the summer; the old(er) stuff shrunk in the wash.  True fact.  I blame these new fangled washing machines - they do it to everyone's clothes; it's a conspiracy

bloody hell...it was the washer all along, my daughters stopped too and having the same problem, I must have shrunk her gear an all  

 I know! Come right in! 

Actually I was glad...  thought about keeping it as a pet... but it wouldn't have survived and deserved a chance of a better life 

YES! And how we got by without them Baz! 

But it's a snail........you know 

True Sprout, but no ordinary snail. Climbing all that distance, vertically, on its little slurpy sucker things... Is like us climbing Everest. 

I have a soft spot for snails  and like to think it lived happily ever after...

Told ya, it's a conspiracy!

Everyone to their own 

Dare I ask... do you think the snail reciprocates?

Far be it from me to put a dampner on this, but I suggest you tread (literally) very gently in this possible blossoming of new found friendship.

I've heard about the antics of snails before; they can be fickle and a tad slippery in their ways.  Word on the lawn is that they have a hard exterior.

 ROFL!

I was moving too fast for him