I would rather have Daddy Stav any day to Cowell -

I mean you just couldn't stay with someone no matter HOW minted they were

I couldn't I would get SO bored

I couldn't even pretend to like someone (photo)

HUMOUR - gets me every time

I only watched the final and Diversity's performance was the best of the night. Boyle was quite off form just going through the motions on the night, how hard is it to learn A song (a different song)?

As for Amanda Holden...Her total lack of background in any of the arts shows terribly. Exactly what is vocally fabulous?? And for the record her "favorite" has way too much vibrato in his voice and his performance was more KARAOKI than fabulous, vocally or otherwise.

ROFL. And if she gets one more botox shot her heads going to explode.

Don't even start me on Piers's lack of qualifications to judge talent... He thought Susan "nailed it" with her lackluster Karaoki repeat. Talent means you ADD to the song, KARAOKI means you rehash someone else's interpretation. That's why none of the singers won. None were original, sans the young girl from 2 Grand.

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Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
I think she is well after Simon Cowell as her next step up the ladder to fame

She started on BLIND DATE as a contestant,married Les Dennis then a record producer that has worked for COWELL

MARK MY WORDS

Am I the only person who thinks that there is a faint hint of lavender surrounding him?

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Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:

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Originally posted by Heather:
I think she is very pretty and a reasonably good actress. Just not that keen on her.

yes agree - so sorry for being mean - it's the heat and the fact that simon cowell turned old lil down

he said he just didn't think it would work out -

WITH AN EDWARDIAN

(he HATED the pipe and smoking jacket I bought him last Christmas)

Hes such a victorian

[QUOTE]Originally posted by VesnaWasRobbed:
I only watched the final and Diversity's performance was the best of the night. Boyle was quite off form just going through the motions on the night, how hard is it to learn A song (a different song)?

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She did in the semi's and effed it up. Susan Boyle is just above average not this great superstar she'd made out to be.

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Originally posted by Irish-Princess:

She did in the semi's and effed it up. Susan Boyle is just above average not this great superstar she'd made out to be.

It must have been incredibly nerve racking for anyone to go on stage and perform in front of millions of people. Some can do it confidently, whilst others are not so confident.

Also, not Susan's fault that she has been made out to be some superstar - blame Cowell and the media

Don't like the way she had an affair whilst still married.

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Don't like the way she had an affair whilst still married.

Nor me Holly

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Originally posted by Liverpoollass:

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Don't like the way she had an affair whilst still married.

Nor me Holly

*Looks up definition of affair*

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Originally posted by Liverpoollass:

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Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Don't like the way she had an affair whilst still married.

Nor me Holly

it happens every day. Doesn't necessarily mean it's right. But it DOES happen :shrug:

I was very confused how that sax player got anywhere in that comp ?

well id slam it

Cowell would eat her for breakfast, he's not a fool like Amanda's ex's were.

Actually I can see them getting together...Cowell and the Cow.

Well Max Clifford was brought in to 'make the edwardian story' GO AWAY

Rumours had spread that Simon Scowl had fallen for an Edwardian lady that he had met at a flower pressing society for reformed cads

Photos too of a penny farthing being parked all night outside cowell's london mews house

Sad really - his loss

Have you seen that photo of the unfortunate susan boyle in the back of a car holding an impressive bouquet of flowers?

Yip you guessed!

I taught him to do that!

Did anyone notice that in the true spirit of Edwardian flower language they spelt out SYCO

Simon's record company

well the relationship was hardly ideal

piers morgan was our chaparone

piers lil and simon at piccies

piers lil and simon saying goodnight after first date

piers lil and simon visiting susan boyle

feck off!!!!

piers lil and simon bumping into lidl holly
down the old john lewis haberdashery dept.

piers lil and simon inviting stavros fato's for cocktails

piers lil and simon having dinner with amanda holden

piers lil and simon bump into fabia

piers lil and simon trying to avoid the darth vadar bloke

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

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Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
I think she is well after Simon Cowell as her next step up the ladder to fame

She started on BLIND DATE as a contestant,married Les Dennis then a record producer that has worked for COWELL

MARK MY WORDS

Am I the only person who thinks that there is a faint hint of lavender surrounding him?

and he likes show tunes too..

yes dear holly go lite lite

oh but you can just tell he smells fresh and wonderful can't you

all posh soap and an exclusive manly splash

oh to smell simon cowl

in my day there was a similar show -

britain's got ricketts

we had to pay to see that at the hackney empire

i would just like to say that i was mean about poor susan boyle and the whole SYCO thing but
i do assure you that is the name of simon cowell's company

i do hope they don't put susan boyle's first single out on this label

She thinks she's the cream - but she is not even the cow on the box

oh poor woman - i think they knew she had issues but it twas the emperors new clothes

when she wriggled in an insane way they just all laughed SUSAN WOT A GAL

then when the f's and violence started to come out

shame - poor thing

cards stacked against her just wen she had a chance to step out to life

deprived of air when she was a baby, called simple susan all her life,bullied at school,caring for both elderley parents as a stay at home carer - THEN STARDOM

no wonder the poor creature is in the PRIORY

lil, Mr Obama has invited her to sing at the White House for 4th of July.

oh blimey surely not

susan doing that wriggle in front of the pres

oh elle